Men In Brown (To: Will Smith's "Men in Black")

Parody lyrics copyright 2002 by Steven Cavanagh

Date: June 2002

Here come the Men in Brown
Save you from disaster
Here come the Men in Brown
Padawan and Master

Here come the Men in Brown
Save you from disaster
Here come the Men in Brown
Padawan and Master (uh uh, uh uh)

The good guys dress in brown. What's goin' down?
We're the joes in the dark brown robes, and we're in town.
We got the swords of light, Jedi Knight
The real deal with the skills and the insight.
So don't fear,
here we are and then we're gone
Brown robes and the real tall boots on
We got power, dealin' the butt kick,
Guard against enemies of the Republic
But though we ain't no official police
We don't walk the beats,
Just come in and keep the peace
See something bad
Do not try
Just leave it to the men in brown, call the Jedi.
Uh and...

Here come the Men in Brown (here they come)
Save you from disaster (right on, right on)
Here come the Men in Brown (men in brown)
Padawan and Master (uh uh, uh uh)

Now, up in the biggest tower in sight
We're guarding Padme, Artoo givin' the night light
Creepies crawl, my saber gets them all
Hear Padme call and see Kenobi falling
So I leave her, jump in a speeder
Diving faster, catch the master
Then we're on the case in a speeder chase
And we get the pace
on lizard face
I get above her and then I'm dropping
Excuse me!
Get her rockin', gun's poppin' on me
That's the first, last and only time I survive
a skydive like I own the universe.
We go crashin', smashin',
and then I get a tongue lashin', we're catchin'
assassin
Toxic dart comes in and puts her down
(who we work for?)
Men In Brown.

(The Men In Brown)
Right on, Right on
The Men In Brown (The Men In Brown)
Let me se ya just bow with me
Just bow with me
Just bow with me, c'mon
Get a speeder and fly with me
Just fly with me
Come fly with me, c'mon
Let me see ya use the Force with me
Use the Force with me
Use the Force with me, c'mon
Now wave a saber.
Now freeze.

Here come the Men in Brown (here they come)
Save you from disaster (right on, right on)
Here come the Men in Brown (men in brown)
Padawan and Master (uh uh, uh uh)

And Kenobi's
checkin' out this thing with clonin'
Me, well I'm the one that's chosen
And Padme, even if our love's forbidden
Believe me, I can't keep it hidden
Cause we want things that we just can't be
And this is testing out my loyalty
But you'll be my wife,
and if it brings a frown
I still got the brown suit,
and we're the men in
we're the men in

Here come the Men in Brown (here they come)
Save you from disaster (right on, right on)
Here come the Men in Brown (men in brown)
Padawan and Master (uh uh, uh uh)