Parody Lyrics copyright 1997 by Steven Cavanagh.
(As Sung by C3P0 on Bespin)
Episode: V
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Well bless a-my soul, what's wrong with me?
My leg's in two pieces, and my arm's in three
I used to be together but I guess I'm not
I've been shot- I'm all shot up.
A huh-huh
Uh-huh
Hey, yeah.
I seem to be broken on a garbage heap
Someone else can stand on my own two feet
I'm on a belt conveyor and it's getting hot
It's my lot- I'm all shot up.
A huh-huh
Uh-huh
Hey, yeah.
Well, a bit of old plastic is what's on my mind
A little bit closer, I can kiss my behind
I found all the troopers- had to warn the rest
But one of them shot me right in the chest!
Well now I see Chewbacca giving Ugnaughts a scare
I'd wave to him but my hand is way over there
He'd better hurry if he wants to- save my butt
E'chuta! - I'm all shot up
A huh-huh
Uh-huh
Hey, yeah, yeah.
Well, six million languages I know how to speak
And right now I couldn't even manage a squeak
The Wookiee prob'ly doesn't even know how I fit
but right at this moment I don't care a bit!
Now I'm broken in a box that's sitting down on the floor.
A couple of stormtroopers just threw Han in the door.
He says he's feeling terrible, I know how it is
I'm in bits- I'm all shot up.
A huh-huh
Uh-huh
Hey, yeah.
A huh-huh
Uh-huh
Hey, yeah- I'm all shot up!