Money for hunting (To: Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing")

Parody Lyrics copyright 1996 by Steven Cavanagh.

(As sung by a bridge pit crewman of the SSD EXECUTOR)

Episode: V

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(I work for Palpatine)

<cool guitar intro>

 

Well look at them wierdos, that's the way you do it

you hunt for bounties 'cross the galaxy

that ain't workin! that's the way you do it

Money for huntin', and the ships for free.

 

a reputation- that's the way you do it!

Lemme tell ya- I could have some fun

maybe get an itch upon my trigger finger

maybe get a bloody great big gun

 

We gotta fly these Star Destroyers

fly 'em right 'cross the galaxy

We're in three movies, two simulators

a string of novels and an RPG...

 

I shoulda learned to be a draft dodger

I shoulda learned to shoot them guns

Look at Boba, he's got a .57 calibre, man

yeah I could have some fun.

 

And him up there- who's that, Dengar or Zuckuss?

He's filling his own pockets, not just Palpatine's

Now that ain't workin- that's the way you do it

get your money for huntin', get the ships for free.

 

We gotta fly these Star Destroyers

fly 'em right 'cross the galaxy

We're in three movies, two simulators

a string of novels and an RPG...

 

Well that ain't workin!, that's the way you do it

you hunt for bounties 'cross the galaxy

that ain't workin! that's the way you do it

Money for huntin', and the ships for free.

 

Money for huntin'                        and the ships for free

Get your money for huntin'          and the ships for free

Lookathat! lookathat!

 

Get your money for huntin'          and the ships for free

      (I work for, I work for, I work for Palpatine)

Get your money for huntin'          and the ships for free

      (I work for, I work for, I work for Palpatine)

 

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