Parody lyrics copyright 1998 by Steven Cavanagh.
As Sung by Obi-Wan, when giving Luke his lightsaber.
Episode: IV
Date: Dec 1998
Notes: I was bored, okay?
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La la la la-la-la la la la
La la la la-la-la laaaaaaa
La la la la-la-la la la la
La la la la-la-la laaaaaaa
When you're feeling sad and blue
there is nothing this-cannot-cut-through!
Have a go and you will see
just make sure you keep-away-from-me.
People of the Force! (light up your life)
It's the weapon of your choice! (light up your life)
People of the Force! (light up your life)
aaaaaAAAAA
SWING IT TO THE LEFT (see the wall that it cuts through!)
SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT (only don't let it touch you)
THRUST IT TO THE FRONT (and... oops, sorry Artoo!)
AAAAHHHHAAAaaaaaa
SWING IT TO THE LEFT (now my cabin is see-through!)
SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT (only watch out for Artoo)
CLIP IT TO YOUR BELT (and the Fashion is with you!)
Turn it on-hold tight!
La la la la-la-la la la la
La la la la-la-la laaaaaaa
La la la la-la-la la la la
La la la la-la-la laaaaaaa
Yellow, red and green ones too
Guess I'm boring: both-of-these-are-blue.
Not as clumsy as a gun
Some with two blades (but-they're-in-Part-1).
People of the Force! (light up your life)
It's the weapon of your choice! (light up your life)
People of the Force! (light up your life)
aaaaaAAAAA
SWING IT TO THE LEFT (see the wall that it cuts through!)
SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT (only don't let it touch you)
THRUST IT TO THE FRONT (and... oops, sorry Artoo!)
AAAAHHHHAAAaaaaaa
SWING IT TO THE LEFT (now my cabin is see-through!)
SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT (only watch out for Artoo)
CLIP IT TO YOUR BELT (and the Fashion is with you!)
Turn-it-on-and-fight!
When you are
a master
you can stop
a blaster!
Cut catwalks
and block shots
It comes from
your father!
shakeitshakeitshakeit- right now!
shakeitshakeitshakeit- right now!
shakeitshakeitshakeit- right now!
aaaaaAAAAA
SWING IT TO THE LEFT (see the wall that it cuts through!)
SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT (only don't let it touch you)
THRUST IT TO THE FRONT (and... oops, sorry Artoo!)
AAAAHHHHAAAaaaaaa
SWING IT TO THE LEFT (now my cabin is see-through!)
SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT (only watch out for Artoo)
CLIP IT TO YOUR BELT (and the Fashion is with you!)
Turn-it-on-and-fight!
SWING IT TO THE LEFT (see the wall that it cuts through!)
SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT (only don't let it touch you)
THRUST IT TO THE FRONT (and... oops, sorry Artoo!)
AAAAHHHHAAAaaaaaa
SWING IT TO THE LEFT (now my cabin is see-through!)
SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT (only watch out for Artoo)
CLIP IT TO YOUR BELT (and the Fashion is with you!)
Turn-it-on-and-fight!