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Jedi Wins Top Sales Honours Again

LOS ANGELES-- Huntington Motors gave out its year-end sales awards for 2001, and once again Gavin Swampraider took all of the top honours. Gavin, a Jedi Knight, has won the top-sales honour for four years straight.

Gavin has been working at the luxury car dealership--specializing in Ferrari--since 1998, when he came here from Coruscant, believed to be somewhere in Northern Canada.

Gavin has had a natural gift for sales from his beginning, convincing even the most difficult of customers--with a wave of his hand--that they should purchase extended warranties, invest in protective undercoating packages, and buy custom floormats.

"I'm not sure how Gavin does it," said Chuck Merton, another sales associate. "He has this way with customers. He can convince anyone to buy a new car. It's almost hypnotic."

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