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Leia-licious

Parody of "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child
New Lyrics by JediGemini

Luke, can you handle this?
Han, can you handle this?
Isolder, can you handle this?
I don�t think they can handle this!

Barely move,
I�ve arrived
Tough in white
I don�t try
Baddest Rebel
Knight inside
Bith Band, jam tonight
Spotted me a cocky man
There you are,
Come on Solo.
Don�t ya wanna
Fly with me
Can you save,
save me?

You�ve gotta be Han Solo
If you gone
Fly with me tonight
You gotta have the Falcon
If you gone
Fly with me tonight
Read my lips carefully
If you want to save me
Run, fly, shoot
You can save dear me
By the looks I got you
Shook up and in love with me
Hook up your seatbelt,
It's time for hyperspace

I don't think you
Ready for this Princess
I don't think you
Ready for this Princess
I don't think you
Ready for me
Don�t you see, I�m too
Leia-licious for ya babe

Han, can you handle this?
Han, can you handle this?
Han, can you handle this?
I don't think you
Can handle this

I'm about to break you out
Jabba�s house we hit it hard
Girl in gold,
Very bare,
Killed the Hutt,
He wasn�t fair
Precious eyes
Then you let
Sarlacc eat
Boba Fett
Look into my eyes,
I give you a kiss
Can you handle,
Handle this

I don�t think you
Ready for this Princess
I don�t think you
Ready for this Princess
I don�t think you
Ready for me
Don�t you see, I�m too
Leia-licious for ya babe

Run your fastest
Make a save
(Whoo)
Call me honey
You�re so brave
(Whoo)
I can't help but
praise the Force
(Whoo)
That you love me
so adoring everyday

I am that Princess
That you once saved
I saved you back
For no trade
I'm hoping you can
Handle all this Princess
That I am
Now let's go fly
While we save our hides

(Scatting)

Now I think you
Ready for this Princess
Now I think you
Ready for this Princess
Now I think you
Ready for me
Now you see, I�m so
Leia-licious for ya babe