That Boy is Mine

Parody of "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica
New Lyrics by Aaron-Wan Kenobi

You need to give him up
Seen about enough
Why won't you see
That boy is mine
I know that you
Are very confused
He belongs to me
That boy is mine

Yoda
Know it's me that you hate, yes
We both have a wrinkled puss
I know there is no way you have saw'r
Luke for you, insane you are?

Palpatine
You see that he is dark like me
Not Light like thee
And you're a stooge if you can't see
That his hate is all with me

Yoda
Tried to hesitate, I did
Not want to say, you see
Said he the carnage, amid
He said he was allied to that Mon Cal squid

Palpatine
Non-humans always misunderstand
He's running through your fingers like sand
He was just mad about the hand
Because with all the hate all of it can

You need to give him up
Seen about enough
Why won't you see
That boy is mine
I know that you
Are very confused
He belongs to me
That boy is mine

Palpatine
Must you do those things you do?
You are acting like a fool
True power lies in me not you
You didn't know it, man, it's true

Yoda
Realize I think you should
And try to understand you would
Be part of my life he could
Now take off that ugly hood!

Palpatine
You can think what you want to think,
You green little dink
This battle really stinks
Both with you and that Leia mink

Yoda
When will you get the hologram?
Not before I turn you into Spam?
Under my lightsaber's shine
Guess what, that boy is mine

Palaptine
You can't destroy the hate I found
Your pointless games I won't allow
Luke is mine without a doubt
Or I'll crush in your brow

Yoda
What think you that he wants
When the one who's power not I flaunt
At least I have a heart
Cause he had love right from the start

You need to give him up
Seen about enough
Why won't you see
That boy is mine
I know that you
Are very confused
He belongs to me
That boy is mine