Lightsaber

Parody of Heartbreaker by Led Zepplin
New Lyrics by Aaron-Wan Kenobi

AS SANG BY OBI-WAN

Hey Jedi, have you heard the news?
You know that Anakin's back in town?
Won't take much, you will see
How the Jedi lay their bodies down.
His style is new but his name is the same
But not before long ago,
But the name if diffren't but the deaths are the same
Like from one who kills.

Well, it's been thirty years and maybe more
Since I first set my eyes on you;
And that's why I'm starting to cry,
Cuz I'll soon be be alone, misty and blue.
Some people ghost and some people die
By the wicked ways of hate;
But I'll just keep floatin' along
And not even with my death was he sate.

People talkin' all around 'bout the way you left my clothes flat,
I don't care what the people say, I know where their souls are at.
One thing I do have on my mind, if you do know,
It's the way you call Padme when I try to slice up you!
You are so evil, can't get any more low,
Live it up with me, live it!

(Lightsaber solo)
Made me so mad I couldn't hide,
So I got some whoop saved;
I tried to turn you back to the light,
As hard as I could. But now
Lightsaber your time has come,
Come to take your evil away;
Kill Vader,
Lightsaber.
Lightsaber