It’s a little bit funny,

What three years can do,

I’m not one those

That waiting appeals to.

I don’t have much time left,

But, boy, thirty days

Could drive me insane in different ways.

George is the director, and this I know,

He makes cool Jedi and the evil Jango,

I know it’s not Boba, but it’s the best he can do,

He gave us Sam Jackson as Mace Windu.

And you can tell everybody ‘bout the attack of the clones,

It may be thirty days,

But when that’s up,

I hope you don’t mind,

I hope you don’t mind that I remind you today

How wonderful the saga is now the three years are done.

I wondered about the Gungans,

And the Nass known as Boss,

But Jar Jar as a senator

Well, it left me at a loss.

But watching the Jedi,

While I saw each preview,

It’s the Jedi jumping skills that Made my faith renew.

So excuse me for asking,

But these things I do,

You see I’m wondering if it’s

Green or it’s blue.

But, anyway the thing is,

What I really mean,

Your lightsaber was blue,

But, now it’s green.

And you can tell everybody ‘bout the attack of the clones,

It may be thirty days,

But when that’s up,

I hope you don’t mind,

I hope you don’t mind that I remind you today

How wonderful the saga is now the three years are done.