Dear God....they've actually found a practical use for bendy straws!
by Inebriated Wyrm

Would it have killed you to put a roof on the walkway to the landing pad?
by Admiral Helmut Dark Lord of the Sixth

Ok, I know I didn't drink THAT much.
by Inebriated Wyrm

Obi-Wan: "Love is a many splendor
by JediPat

Obi-Wan: "Love is a many splendor'd thing... Love lifts us up where we belong... All you need is Love..." Taun We: "Please don't start that..."
by JediPat

I'm glad to hear I'm expected. Next time you're expecting me can you arrange to wait somewhere that isn't a storm swept ocean in the middle of nowhere?
by Admiral Helmut, Dark Lord of the Sixth

Obi : So, she is taller than me. Damnit.....
by Sith Clone 1138

Obi-Wan: So let me get this straight. You found the most dangerous man in the galaxy and you decided to make more of him?
by Inebriated Wyrm

Kaminoan: Yes. And given the hive mind mentality of the clones and the isolation of this facility, a single homicidal thought could do in this entire planet. ObiWan: Right, let me know how that goes
by Inebriated Wyrm

I am the scout for the Jedi Women's basketball team and we were wondering if you would like to play for us. Oh, and to find out about a Clone Army as well.
by Kenpasck

""master jedi...your fly is unzipped.
by chris

Hogwarts? I could have sworn this was Camino...
by Angel 17

Do you wanna see my lightsaber?
by Kenpasck

Upon seeing the height of his host, Obi-Wan made a mental note to make an appointment with his chiropractor.
by Admiral Helmut, Dark Lord of the Sixth

Obi-Wan : "Wow.... I didn't know Lucas was into medieval torture. What'd you do to get put on the rack???"
by JPJ

master jedi...your fly is unzipped.
by chris


by empirestrikes

hey, aren't you the one that put that probe up my padawan 10 years ago?
by empirestrikes

master jedi...your fly is unzipped.
by chris

"I'm really glad George gave me this part. I haven't had much work since i was a kid, when I played Alien #6 in Close Encounters."
by JPJ

Jedi Knight: None shall pass!
by noble

Sorry, I don't date shorter men.
by z00t

Sorry, I don't date taller...er.....things.
by z00t

Oh crap, look what the bantha dragged in.
by A. Merrill

Obi-Wan: Oh, my God!... I really DON'T want to believ...
by good

Taun? WHEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!! (ok, bad joke, but I couldn't resist)
by z00t

Obi-Wan: Wow!
by tricky

Obi-Wan: Down me?
by bad

(Taun We): Greetings Master Jedi. Is that a lightsaber under your robe or are you just happy to see me?
by Dex1138


by

Tonight at 6, Jedi Master Kenobi interviews Taun We to find out why so many guys like her and not belly baring Padme.
by Mirasha D'ukal

Sure I like you, but if we are to have any chance of a future the heels have got to go
by Me

After a failed Jedi career, Obi-Wan resorts to selling magazine subscriptions door-to-door.
by Son Of Jorel

"Are you waiting for a bus?" "No, I'm just hanging out."
by NAHTMMM

Welcome to Wal-Mart.
by CarboniteHydrates

Welcome to Wal-Mart.
by CarboniteHydrates

TW: Haven't you ever heard of an UMBRELLA? It's about the same size as a lightsaber.
by Son Of Jorel

Obi-Wan: Take a right at the frist asteroid then take a loop of a left at the fifth asteroid, I think I got it now thanks!
by Kenobi of Avalon

Taun We: Look, I didn't mean to turn you on.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Why can't she be sopping wet?
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Some would say her left side isn't her good side. I say, she's all good side!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"Are you just going to leave your droid out there in the rain?" "I don't recall ever owning a droid."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Plastic Rings ain't as fashionable as those Golden Neck Rings the Chinese got."
by Venom

Obiwan, "Word of advice. With a neck like that, stay out of bars that are full of drunk Jedi playing with their lightsabers."
by Gossimer Whitewing

Obi-Wan: Uh.. I think I'll have the super-size combo meal and Java Juice. Taun We: Anything else sir? Obi-Wan: No thank you. McKamino, over 1000000 customers served.
by c-knight

You got a tarp or something? My droid's out there getting wet.
by Darth Nupe

How about cloning some FRICKIN' UMBRELLAS?
by Nyarlathotep666

Obi-Wan: Do you validate parking?
by Clutch D'Rofab

Obi: Nnnnneeeeeecckkk necky necky necky! I want to rip it off and make some nnnnnnneeeeeeeckter!!
by Kyle

WHAT THE HELL IS YOU PEOPLE'S OBSESSION WITH TAUN WE?!? GET OVER IT!!!
by Darth_Dave

Obi: "I'm sorry. Tell me WHY people are obsessed with YOU again?"
by Darth_Dave

Obi: "Umm... you don't look like the description you gave me online."
by Darth_Dave

Obi: "Take me to your leader"
by Darth_Dave

Sorry, I haven't been listening to a thing you've said, you're soooo freakin hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Rogue_0009

OW: Jesus your neck is long. Caminoean: For the 5,000th time, I KNOW!
by IonFizzle

Obi Wan: "So I guess I should have asked about covered parking, huh?"
by Ajent Orenj

Obi:"My God, there's... there's something about you. You're.... you're beautiful!" Taun We:"Yo, Kenobi, I'm up here. Perve."
by Darth Shmarth

Um, Master Kenobi...my eyes are UP HERE!
by Darth Alf

Taun We: "We're not used to having brave knights about the castle. We are but eight score young bald, black-eyed freaks."
by Ajent Orenj

You really ARE pinheads!
by khellhound

Obi Wan: " I've got about felling about this" Kaminoan "It won't hurt!!!!"
by Brion Rector

Obi-Wan - She doesn't look so hot to me.
by Lau-ra Anu

Devil's Tower huh? Flight 19? What are you talking about?
by Knightboat

Taun We: "Ah, Master Jedi. I see you have come prepared for our ritual Wet T-Shirt contest." Obi-Wan: "That's... why I'm here!"
by WashuChanFan

This is what happens when you order a "long neck" at a local Camino bar.
by WashuChanFan

Moolllle.
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

Your looking live at the final round of the Kamino vs Jedi annual stare-off competition.
by BIG DEE

These aren't the Clones you're looking for
by Jaro Warren

Do I look like a valet to you, Kenobi? Name one valet that has a neck like this and can drive a compact at the same time?
by SKYHOPP867

"I told you, there is no use sticking your neck out"
by Jared 'Ewokspy' Streger

"Let me into your house and I'll show you the wonders of the force"
by Jared 'Ewokspy' Streger

Obi-Wan "You liked Skeletor as a child, didn't you?"
by Jared 'Ewokspy' Streger

Obi-Wan: "You've been waiting for me for the past ten years, and thought nothing of it?" Taun We: "Yes, we have remarkable patience. Though we gave up waiting for SWG to be released. Darn lazy devs."
by WashuChanFan


by rancortooth

You know, Taun We, I got a list of people that like you in my pocket... Bu t they're not all boys. They have gender issues...
by rancortooth

OBI-WAN: Mine is the red & gray Jedi Starfighter w/R4 unit. Here are the keys and be sure not to scratch it: TAUN WE: ?!
by c-knight

OBI-WAN: Mine is the red & gray Jedi Starfighter w/R4 unit. Here are the keys and be sure not to scratch it: TAUN WE: ?!
by c-knight

How the hell did I end up in in Northern Thailand?
by Aaron

OBI-WAN: Mine is the red & gray Jedi Starfighter w/R4 unit. Here are the keys and be sure not to scratch it: TAUN WE: ?!
by c-knight

Ok, you people realize that Taun We isn't REAL... right?
by Grand Admiral Jaxx

Right?!
by Grand Admiral Jaxx

Obi Wan-I'm cold, hungry, and i need some PIE!!!!
by ash-ley

Obi Wan-and some cake!!!!
by Ash-ley

Obi Wan-and Jar Jar chops!!
by ash-ley

Obi Wan- and i want my MOMMY!!
by Ash-ley

scene from "crouching taun taun, flying Jedi"
by bantha master

that's funny, you don't look like a taun taun in disco clothes.
by bantha master

Obi Wan: I'm sorry, I just can't see what the big deal is...
by snowdog83

I'm sure there are support groups for those people "popularly demanding" Taun We
by snowdog83

Dude, where's my El Camino?
by bantha master

No Chandler Wan, I only look like Monica.
by bantha master

"But won't your neck collapse without the rings?"
by stephenhero

You want to B- oh! Clone me! Let me put my robe back on.
by bantha master

Stop copying me! Mom! Taun We is copying me! Make her stop!
by bantha master

Oh dear, the light on top of the castle only looks like the Holy Grail. You must spank us all!
by bantha master

KAMINO CLONER: So as I was saying...Would you stop staring at my neck. EWAN [kind of drunk]: Dude, your head looks like a giant... LUCAS [offstage]: Cut! CUT!!!!!! Ewan, go sober up!
by Jedi_Brent

I am Taun We but you can call me Lobot
by bantha master

So, you're cloning stormtroopers. Any of them named Bob?
by bantha master

You did what with Master Yoda!?
by bantha master

"Do NOT go in there! WHOOOOOoooooooo!"
by Edgar Greyshadow

where can a guy get a drink around here?
by bantha master

obi-Wan, "you should really have a wet floor sign"
by Nightfire103

No gelfling, I am not a landstrider!
by bantha master

Obi:that's right, 500 credits for just a couple of hours.....
by why does it matter?

"So thats what happens when your species gets excited."
by Darth Blank

The lobotomy is right this way, sir. What? No, The doctor is a totally self-controlled man...
by eh?

Isn't this landing pad 327???
by Bowman Gavin

Landing permit???
by Bowman Gavin

Sir, your starfighter's doubled parked...
by Bowman Gavin

Alternate Line: Obi - "Woah!!!"
by Bowman Gavin

"What do you mean I'm not expected?"
by Bowman Gavin

"Don't you people have rain canopies?!?"
by Bowman Gavin

Taun who?
by Bowman Gavin

"If you're a dark Jedi, shouldn't you have your hood up?"
by Kar'Ghun

"I like the feel of the rain on my skin"
by Kar'Ghun

You're not Master Siphadious! GUARDS!!!!
by Bowman Gavin

"So he got this snotty nosed kid to tell me the solution, honestly that Yoda keeps putting me down" "There There..."
by Kar'Ghun

"That's all well and good, but can they do synchronised gymnastics?"
by Kar'Ghun

"No, I don't have a landing permit..."
by Bowman Gavin

"Hey baby, wanna take a look at my lightsaber?"
by Kar'Ghun

Man... now I understand why they deleted this planet from the archieves...
by Bowman Gavin

Obiwan's fear of alien obducting comes true.
by Nightmair of Yavin

Obi-Wan: Opens coat "Would you like one of these fine gold watches?"
by Kar'Ghun

"You know, you're just such an appealing target for force grip"
by Kar'Ghun

"Is that a lightsaber, Jedi, Or you're just happy to see me?"
by The poz

Taun We - "Sorry, we're closed."
by Bowman Gavin

I KEEP SENDING YOU GOOD POSTS AND YOU NEVER USE THEM GGRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...thats me being angry not Obi-wan
by Darthnebula

"What about transport vessels?" "Oh, er, umm, I knew we forgot something!"
by Kar'Ghun

"Where's the bathroom?"
by Kar'Ghun

taun we: sorry the toy center is full obi wonky nobie come back tomorrow at 5:33:00:95. obi wan: how did mace and ki adu mundi get in then.
by

Taun We ?Ah, Jedi Master Obi wan Kenobi. Has the Jedi Council send you to protect me from the fan-boys? Obi wan : ?Protection? (Hides a bouquet of flowers) Yes, that?s why I?m here.?
by Darth_Pleakly

taun we: sorry the toy center is full obi wonky nobie come back tomorrow at 5:33:00:95. obi wan: how did mace and ki adu mundi get in then.
by galaleio

Obi: What the heck are you ? Some kind of mutated pogo stick ?!
by BrenDarklighter

"Can I borrow your dryer? TFN refused to do my laundry."
by Macaroni Penguin

"You interested in an interspecies relationship."
by Rd

"Wow. From all the way down here, you look just like a ball-on-a-stick."
by Macaroni Penguin

Obi: Was that really necessary to spray me with the hose ? Ten: Sorry. I thought you were that annoying Gungan
by BrenDarklighter

"So whats with Stormtroopers not being able to hit the broadside of a barn?" "Planned obsolescence. We got the idea from computer manufacturers on a place called Earth."
by Randall Flagg

"Nice incision. I take it you've met Dr. Lecter?"
by Macaroni Penguin

"Ah! Goose!"
by Raspberrybeard the Pirate

You'd think with all the money the aliens could look a little more alien
by Jedi Tim

Got Clones?
by The Master of Stupidity

Obi: "Oh look, another pathetic life form."
by Darth_Dave

At this point Obi-Wan realized that it really looked as though he was staring
by The Master of Stupidity

A jedi shall not know anger, or love, or what the hell the big deal Taun We is with you TFN people.
by Darth_Dave

Obi Wan - What do you mean Jar Jar is still alive?!?!?! SHOOT!!
by ash-ley

Taun We: ....and so the wookiee said; "That's no fur-ball, she's my wife!" Ha ha ha! Obi Wan: I don't get it Taun We: Fur-ball, wookiees? They're both hairy, get it? Obi Wan: I still don't get it
by SoloHan

TW "Let me help you take off those wet clothes." Obi: "I love you"
by Darth_Dave

Pwaaaa-dude you have radioactive pits
by Tolly Savile

You think THAT'S long. . . why don't you take a gander under this robe.
by no1uno

Obi-Wan: *looks at Taun We lovingly* Love is a many splendored thing! Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!
by Stavromula Beta

Obi:-: " Nope, sorry, the try outs for E.T are in the other buiding."
by Silvius.

Obi:-: " Nope, sorry, the try outs for E.T are in the other buiding."
by Silvius.

AH CHOOO!!
by Will-Mun

NI!!!
by Will-Mun

I train the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy and he sets me up with THIS blind date???
by Jedi Master Lou

O.o A photo thats NOT a million years old in the humor section?
by Will-Mun

I find your facination with long necked chicks disturbing...
by Random

*Jedi Starfighter blows up in background* "I knew I shouldn't have left taht burning cigarette in there!"
by Rebel-A-Malt 2

Blaze
by I LIKE the wet look!!!

Ewan knew that Nicole Kidman was tall and lanky, but without her make-up she just looked...well...alien!
by Jedi Buckaroo Banzi

Obi Wan: (thinking to himself) "Don't stare, don't stare, don't stare, don't stare...... Oh, whatever."
by Ajent Orenj

So, um....are you free next Friday?
by Eren

Obi Wan: "Well, it's raining again."
by Ajent Orenj

Obi Wan: "Boy, these funhouse mirrors sure are a crackup." - - - Taun We: "Pardon?" - - - Obi Wan: "Whoops, my bad."
by Ajent Orenj

"Are you an Angel?" (I know, you're gonna be swampted with these, but you asked for it!)
by Obi Von Mando

"No, it's not a mullet. And, yes, I resent that."
by Gorring Borrshakki

I'm cold, Taun We. Hold me, Taun We.
by Lawrence of Kasdania

"And if you'll come this way, you'll see our torrential rainstorm generator. If you had told us you were coming, we would have shut it off for you..." "D'OH!!!
by Bow-Mi-One Cannoli

Taun We wanted many things. She wanted to be more than pixels; she wanted to shave that sad excuse for a beard off Ewan's face. But--most of all--she just wanted to get back to her Pilates workout.
by stephenhero

Obi Wan: "Ok, put 'er in a good spot and mind the paint job."
by Ajent Orenj

Obi Wan: (thinking to himself) "What a freak!" - - - Taun We: (thinking to herself) "What a freak!"
by Ajent Orenj

Yes, there really is a lightsaber in my cloak, and I'll ask you never to ask that question again.
by SooozleQ

So, uh, you... er, you wanna have sex? the back seat of my ship...
by DX-66

Obi Wan: "Yeah, hi. Quick question. Is this Kamino or Seattle?"
by Ajent Orenj

i'm sorry for staring but you have an astonishigly long neck...
by beckers

what do you mean you hit my dog?
by beckers

what do you mean you hit him, fido's coming back home right? he's going to be allright?
by beckers

Obiwan: Sifa Dias? SIFA!--do I look like an Ithorian to you? Oh, no, please, PLEASE, don't look at me like that. Don't cry-- no-no crying--STOP YOUR CRYING!!
by SooozleQ

You mean I walked all this way in the pouring rain....and they don't serve coffee here? This bites!
by Mister_J

Taun We: (singing) "I'm lovely, all I am is lovely. Lovely is the one thing I can do....."
by SooozleQ

Obi-Wan: Wow! Your neck is really long!
by Her higness Julie

Obi - Wan: What do you mean this is your DRY season??
by Jymm Roquand

"If I were a rich man, but then again no..."
by Brother Roen

Obi Wan: What do you mean "How's the Weather Today?" Look outside!
by Jymm Roquand

WHOA!!! An real life pencil necked geek!!!!
by Darthhoss

Whoo hoo! Wet T-shirt contest!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

WHOA!!! An real life pencil necked geek!!!!
by Darthhoss

Then the TFN server crashes with Taun We porn jokes.
by Darth Starkiller

"I love you!" "I know."
by Cloud Tiamat

I'm sorry, what did you say? I was too busy looking at your neck.
by Brian

Say, you wouldn't happen to see a missing planet have you?
by Obi Von Mando

I've died and gone to heaven!
by Obi Von Mando

"Hello, I'm Obi-wan, we've been chosen for the new caption contest, I hope you don't like dignity."
by RU ARTOO?

I... Uh... What I mean... eh... sorry... but uh...
by Obi Von Mando

TFN server crashes with lightsaber in you pocket jokes.
by RU ARTOO?

Now I konw what Anakin must feel.
by Obi Von Mando

Taun We in response to Obi-Wan: I'm not sure having children is such a good idea, being interspecies, you know.
by JAR-JAR AND THE CLIFF

Obi-wan"So,...come here often?"
by RU ARTOO?

After the shoot, Obi-Wan and Taun We go out to dinner and have a sleepover.
by JAR-JAR AND THE CLIFF

Oh no, Taun We, Obi -wan, and strange Star Wars fantasies-this won't end well.
by RU ARTOO?

On all the rainy days, and with all the cloning facilities in the outer rim, I had to walk into hers...
by Peter Tutham

Funny, the sky is dark but it's so bright!
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

Not a Taun We picture !! You're gonna get them fanboys in the basement all excited !!!
by Jove

person with a dying computer
by aren't you a little wet for a jedi?

I'd like to have a word with your advisor about your sprinkler system...
by SvF_BD02_Wedge

"I've just been wondering, what makes you so damn hot?!"
by Lord Demeos

This whole Taun We obsession really makes me think that some people DO need to go rethink their lives.
by snowdog83

Obi-Wan vowed to never go on a blind date again.
by Randall Flagg

I'm afraid I'm still in the "Fans of a Real Woman in a Tight White Jumpsuit" camp here, guys...
by snowdog83

Obi Wan finds himself face to face with the most dreaded creature ever known in the galaxy...one of the alien's from Steven Spielbergs AI: Artificial Intelligence.
by wookie

Has Star Wars really come to pornography?
by Peter Tutham

Okay, Slave Leia, we all get. Natalie Portman? Oh yeah! But Taun We? Gotta draw the line man, gotta draw the line...
by Peter Tutham

Obi wan: hmm.... perhaps she isnt as hot as i was led to belive
by ben_hollinghery@hotmail.com

And the TFN humor server overloads with "Taun-We Porn" wisecracks...
by Miriax

Hey, Taun, How 'bout I pull an Ani and get married to ya?
by rancortooth


by Did somone fart ?

So tell me, is it true that you guys cloned Jar Jar from the essense of the Holiday Special?
by darthlucky

Lara Flynn knew by the look on her date's face that leaving the wig at home had been a mistake.
by The Best Man's Wedding

Obi-Wan sat back and watched in quiet entertainment at the alien's reaction to a giant glass of water at it's feet...down...up...down...up...
by HERNALDO

"oh I get it now... We are like an Arthurian Legend" Does that make Jar Jar Percieval?
by Darth Foo

Obi Wan: "Aren't you glad I'm not a wookie"
by Darth Foo

Obi Wan: "You sure are sexy for an alien"
by Darth Foo

Obi Wan: "You sure are sexy for an alien... Heck you even got me wet" (rain you pervs)
by Darth Foo

I have room for one more in my ship.
by SirNi

Obi Wan: "So is that line around your skull where they did the 'Cranial Screw Top' sugery?"
by Darth Foo

As Ewan McGregor turned around, he gasped in shock. It was only a few moments later when he realized he hadn't really stumbled onto the set of Close Encounters 2
by Porbevil

His head is lined up perfectly wheres my wiffle ball bat?
by Deusextu

Obi Wan: "Humans all look alike... Have you looked in a mirror? Heck your the cloners"
by Darth Foo

I can't believe it. Mark Hamil at least got to talk to a puppet.
by SirNi

TAUN WE: (thinking) It's raining Jedi! Hallelujah! It's raining Jedi!
by Porbevil

"I'm looking for my friend Spud"
by Darth Foo

"So you say this Dr . . . " "Hfuhruhurr" "Yes, Hff . . . Huffrrr . . . Huffufur--you say he . . . touched you?" "Not exactly." "What do you mean 'not exactly'?"
by trala laboo m'deay

Hey buddy, my eyes are up hear.
by SirNi

Obi Wan: " I bet you have whiplash problems"
by Darth Foo

Sorry, up HERE
by SirNi

Young Obi-Wan thought he had the courage o ask that hot Kaminoan Taun We to the prom, but the sight of her caused left him absolutely speechless..
by Porbevil

OBi-WAN: (thinking) I had no idea Callista Flockhart was in this movie!
by Porbevil

Obi-Wan was so frightened at the sight of the alien, he didn't know whether his clothes were wet due to the sheets of rain, or his own voiding bowels.
by Porbevil

OBI-WAN: "Hi, you look like you might be able to help me. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"
by Porbevil

"Aren't you a little short for a Jedi?"
by Cleeve

Obi Wan suspected pretty much everyone. He suspected Taun We. He suspected Taun We's Aiwha. He even suspected himself. He was pretty sure Palpatine was innocent, though.
by Gorgeous Porridge

EWAN MCGREGOR: (standing against the blue screen) "George, Episode 2 is supposed to be bette, so if this is another Gungan City, so help me..."
by Porbevil

Obi: "I just don't get it?" Taun We: "It's a geek thing I guess?"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

OBI-WAN: Now I know where all the precipitation from Tatooine goes."
by Porbevil

"This is most enlightening. Please explain again how your people descended from the Ostrich."
by Cleeve

Obi: "I just don't get it?" Taun We: "It's a geek thing I guess?"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

Obi: "I just don't get it?" Taun We: "It's a geek thing I guess?"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

OBI-WAN: I came in the response of the personal ads. You mst be the one who enjoys necking."
by Porbevil

Obi: "I just don't get it?" Taun We: "It's a geek thing I guess?"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

Obi: "I just don't get it?" Taun We: "It's a geek thing I guess?"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

"Sorry, no; *I* don't feel that way. It's just all these guys wo post in from the Core Worlds... don't quite understand it, myself. "
by Oggie Ben-Doggie

"Lemmie tell ya, for a good time, nothing can beat fucking a Jawa."
by Nevertobe Posted

Obi: "I just don't get it?" Taun We: "It's a geek thing I guess?"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

FRUIT WARS: Ki Wi tells young Obi-Wan Kumquat about the clone army, spawned from bounty hunter Mango Fett.
by Porbevil

OB1: You remind me of the babe. TW: What babe? OB1: The babe with the power. TW: What power? OB1: The power of Voodoo. TW: Who do? OB1: You do. TW: Do what? OB1: Remind me of the babe.
by C3BO

"Are you sure Lobot said that?"
by Gobann Dokatto

"Why, I never! I'd slap your face if I could reach it!"
by Golden Showers Fill Your Eyes

Say, have you got a towel?
by Jedi Knight Ivyan

"we are not the children you are looking for"
by Darth Rob

Ob1: "Why Taun We, are you trying to seduce me?"
by Darth Cahn

Hi, my ship ran out of fuel and I was wondering if you had a phone I could use?(PSYCHO IN SPACE)
by Darth Please -post-this

Watching the dailies, Taun We was amazed by the life-like movements of CG Ewan. (is my modifier dangling? I think it's okay. Sorry to bother. --S.)
by stephenhero

Are you REALLY related to Celine Dion?
by Darth Holiday Special

Alien: "So what if i have a neck, it's not polite to stare"
by Darth Rob

"My name is Obi-wan Kenobi. I seek the Holy Grail."
by EndlessBlue

Ob1: "Do you know what they say about Jedis with big light sabers Tuan We? Well, do you? "
by Darth Cahn

Ob1: "Personally, I really go for women who aren't afraid to shave their heads..."
by Darth Cahn

"Your wet" "I know"
by Yoda47

"So- what is it with you and these fanboys?"
by EndlessBlue

Taun We: "After all this time, we were beginning to think you weren't coming." Obi-Wan: *snicker* "Do you have any idea what you just said?"
by BeeDub

Are you sure i can sell you some Hair Club for Men
by Opie-Wan

Obi-Wan looks over Taun-We... "Damn!"
by Paploo

Obi-Wan thinks to himself, "Make no mistake... I'd hit it!"
by Paploo

V-GER!!!
by Jessie

We know what you're really cloning! Bootlegs!
by jedich

"Don't tell me. You're related to Jack from The Nightmare Before Chirstmas, right?"
by Jelp

...and remember to wipe your feet.
by Dan Reyes

Weren't you in Close Encounters?
by Markus

The Taun We disguise was murder on Lando's neck.
by R Billy D2

And Obi Wan chokes when asking Taun We out on a date.
by Dan Reyes

"I love you." "I . . . no."
by Action L. Jackson

Yes, thank you for letting me in out of that rain. It was getting rather rough and... SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENS You're a tall woman.
by Dan Reyes

"I love you." "I . . . no."
by Action L. Jackson

I'll pass on the "probing" if you don't mind.
by Darth Seinfeld

Taun: A brave man likes the feel nature on his face. Obi-Wan: Yeah and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain!
by Serinthia Draftwood

WOW! Somebody forgot to put their face on this morning. - Obi-Wan
by Orome

When Obi-Wan's long lost twin brother landed on Kamino, he was shocked that Taun We called him a "Jedi."
by Taun We

Table 13. Your table is ready!
by biffy

take me to your leader
by jack-o

Taun: The Prime Minister is expecting you. Obi-Wan: I'm excpected? Taun: Of cource, we wouldn't kid you!
by Lama Su

Obi wan's fantasy becomes a reality when Taun We tells him that she was expecting him.
by Jacenmaz

"I visited your website at www.kaminorentals.com and I'm interested in renting an apartment with a great ocean view."
by Obi

Obi-Wan(waving hand): You will take me to Lama, now." Taun: "I will take you to Lama, now." Obi-Wan and Taun enter and Lama says, "I told you not admit him."
by Taun We

Obi-Wan: "No it's looks fine, except it make your neck look way to long."
by Lama Su

TAUN-WE: I say, your neck does seem rather short. OBI-WAN: Yes, they make 'em that way at ILM.
by Luke is a wimp

"Boy, it sure is rainin' cats & dogs out there. The driver told me the "White Tiger" could help me."
by Jack Burton

Obi-Wan: What's that thing on your head?
by Obi

"Wha...what? Oh, I'm sorry...it's just there's this giant spot...on your shirt...just there."
by Dav Corwenna

"No, I'm sorry only Kaminoans are invited."
by Qui-Gon Kenobi

"How many clones would you like?"
by Taun We

Obi-Wan: What do you mean Yoda picked up the clones and took them Geonosis? I always miss everything!
by Taun We

"Wow! You look much better than the tennis ball I was acting with yesterday."
by Jackson1138

Obi-Wan "Look, if you'd wanted some blue milk, you should have called me before I got here... I'm not going back out tonight, it's raining Gundarks & Rancors out there."
by T. Burke

Let me get this right . . . You can clone. You can build a factility that is warm, dry, and hovers above the sea. But you still get around by riding on the backs of flying underwater creatures?
by Maul Me

Obi shivers slightly "What do you mean you don't have any rooms for the evening?! I flew half way across the galaxy to get here!"
by Wenelda

I have crotch rot.
by Maul Me

Oh darnn looks like my ship dissapered off the landing pad.
by Darth-Dude

GOD your tall!
by DJ_Vader

You're from Druidia? Funny, you don't look druish.
by Darth Edwartica

Obi-Wan (Thinking) "Must... Not... Laugh..."
by Taun Weiner

I'm serious, that chick's head is like an orange on a toothpick. Oh that was offsides wasn't it... she'll cry herself to sleep tonight on her huge pillow.
by Stuart Mackenzie

"Another F***in jedi."
by DJ_Vader

"uh...I did touch the kill your friend. (Obi-Wan)"
by Hubert Binienda

"Hey, Frosty Mama, you must be pretty tired 'cuz you been runnin' around in my mind all day!"
by Dr. Yoda

Hey, if you think it rains a lot here, you've never been to The Pacific Northwest
by Darth_Edwartica

And then the number of "Taun We is hot" submissions makes the "pull my finger" archive look like a joke.
by Dr. Yoda

Okay. I'll stop staring at your neck and you stop looking at my nipples.
by Lantern

Taun We: Welcome to Clone World! Here you will find that the thrilling rides and real Clone Entertainers makes this adventure a lot more fun than the HoloDome!
by Dr. Yoda

You've got to admit, she's got unusally large cranium. It's like an orange on a toothpick.
by SirNi

No, I can't see your brain removal scare at all.
by George Elizabeth Lucas

Obi-Wan: "Why the heck do *&#$ cloners, make it such a long walk throught the rain to the door?"
by Obi

"I'm expected?
by Obi

Excuse me, I was wondering if you had any jumper cables for my chevy celebrity out there, its cold and there are wolves after me....A-ooooooo!
by Yabba Dabba Funk

"I'm expected?" "Of cource, some body called Dooku had ordered a clone army of you!" "Dooku wants us all dead!" "He dosen't want you at all, his after someone called Skywalker!" "Well in that case..."
by Obi

"Wow, a real life gungan!" Little did Obi-Wan know that he had spoken his last words...
by Darth Sexy

"I'm sorry sir, but you've parked on the fire-pad."
by Cr33dos3

how do you get such a smooth comlexion?
by Darth Legolas

As Obi-Wan began to fall in love with Taun We, he began wondering why anyone would erase Kamino from the Jedi Archieves.
by Obi

"I'd like to order a Triple Decker Bacon Burger with extra cheese and side of onion rings and. . . Oh! Make that a supersize!
by Dr. Yoda and Darth Raptor

OBI-WAN: Oh, good grief! Hayden gets a whole movie in Italy with Natalie Portman, and here I am on blue screen sets having conversations with myself!!"
by Porbevil

Obi-Wan: Haven't I seen you in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind?" Taun We: "No, that was my brother Taun De."
by Sepsys1138

TAUN WE: "Check it out. ILM did such a good job putting my shadow on the glass that they forgot about yours!"
by Porbevil

OBI-WAN: (singing) ...it's a rainy night in Geonosis"
by Porbevil

Star Wars Episode 2.5: THE LOVE STORY YOU DIDN'T SEE, AND PROBABLY WON'T WANT TO!
by Porbevil

OBI-WAN: Geez, Yoda, Darth Maul and now this woman. A few more colorful characters and we can stage a Disney musical!"
by Porbevil

OBi-WAN: This proves that disturbance I felt in the Force: the NBA has come to our galaxy."
by Porbevil

Dex sent you did he? Tell him to call next time would you.
by SirNi

Kamino? Nope never heard of it.
by SirNi

I don
by Angelic


by Captain ?

Would you like to buy a umbrella?
by Captain ?

Hell Master Kanob, I am Jose', but my friends call me El Kamino.
by Java the Hut

Yes Master Kanobi, we are quite good at "necking".
by Java the Hut

"No, I don't want to see where you can fit your head."
by Darth Bagel

O: What the heck are you, and why are you in my bathroom? T: nice butt
by guitar_chyck

You know you are in space when you cant even shower without some creature watching you.
by guitar_chyck

Obi: "I just don't get it?" Taun We: "It's a geek thing I guess?"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

Tawn We got her eyes filled as the steam cleared from Obi's shower stall.
by guitar_chyck

Obi Wan: "I heard celebrites would be making cameos, but how ON EARTH did they book Callista Flockhart?!"
by Fluke_Skyrambler

...Their eyes met across the bathroom floor. It was love at first sight...
by guitar_chyck

So, um, I...had a nice time, Taun We...you really can turn a rainy day into a good time..."
by Emperor Papaya

It was a dark and stormy night.....
by guitar_chyck

Tall guy: Who the heck are you??Obi wan hands the tall guy hi drivers licence.Tallguy: Hey i'm reporting an Obi Wan Kenobi!!! This drivers licence expired last year!Obiwan:*uing force* you don't.....
by NyckFealnare

Proof Count Dooku isn't Sifo-Dyas. With necks like that, Kaminoans aren't taken any chances; Christpher Lee's not maken it past the reflective door vampire test.
by 4thMoon

As the door closed behind him, Obi-wan suddenly realised how dangerous it was to fall asleep in the shower. You wake up to THIS!
by guitar_chyck

Count Dooku isn't Sifo-Dyas. The photo proves it. Christpher Lee's never maken it past the long necked Kaminoan's reflective door vampire test.
by 4thMoon

Proof Mace Windu isn't Sifo-Dyas. With necks like that, Kaminoans aren't taken any chances. Blackula's not maken it past the reflective door vampire test.
by 4thMoon

And TF.n servers get flooded with shower related captions.
by Dra Dra Binks

*gasp!* Obi's hair ISN'T perfect! Can it be??
by guitar_chyck

A good chunk of them from guitar_chyck.....
by Dra Dra Binks

Obi Wan:"Im just spreading the news over from the last caption, can you believe han no longer shoots first!?"
by Dean Martin

Will anorexia make me that skinny? You talked me out of it. Thanks!
by That guy

"mommy? is that you???"
by guitar_chyck

IT'S THE PLUMBER!!! I'VE COME TO FIX YOUR SINK!!!
by John the Enforcer

Obi walks into the TF.n shower stalls and is stunned. "Lando...you've....changed...."
by guitar_chyck

Taun We_ "Hey my face is up here." Obi_ "Wow, your neck turns me on!"
by Darth Pain

Ok, before I go back out there, let me get this straight, its a left a dagobah, then a right....
by Black Sun

"Hello, would you be interested in a nice set of holo-encyclopedias?"
by Pukeddal

"Hey, neighbor! Do you have any grey poupon?"
by Jeedai Bob

"May I have some cheese?"
by Fjord

"What you looking at shorty?"
by Darth Roach

Ummmm........Taun We......
by GAlpha2000

Ummmm........Taun We......
by GAlpha2000

Obi knew what it ment on Corasaunt, what he wanted it to mean with Taun We. But in this foreign culture he dared not act, instead asking "Please, tell me more about this necking."
by carboitehydrates

So do you guys stock Chevettes and Novas too?
by KingNothing

Obi-Wan `` Is this Episode II or E.T. part II?''
by Hamish

"And now, young Obi-wan, you shall witness the full power of our Papasan chairs."
by Waxes a Chump Like a Candle

Taun We felt a flush deep in her soul. Until now men were all the same to her. Was this feeling love? Obi-Wan thought of lolly pops, remebering he needed a hair cut.
by carboitehydrates

OBI-WAN: So, why is it everyone finds you so hot?
by doggans

OBI-WAN: Jeez, Yareel, I didn't think you were serious about the sex-change operation...
by doggans

"Phone home?"
by Porto John

Ewan didn't think starring in the "Singin' in the Rain" remake was too bad, considering who they got to play Kathy.
by doggans

Obi-Wan : Wow! Your one hot mama!!!
by STONE

TAUN WE: Finally, you're out of the shower...I was waiting in line here for hours!
by doggans

Ewen says "Your not alone Taun, Rick MaCullam makes appointments for all the nice girls to have a special audition."
by carboitehydrates

is that a lightsaber in your throat or are you just happy to see me?
by mattsabbath

Ewen says "Your not alone Taun, Rick McCallum is always making "suprise" inspections of my trailor when I'm in the shower."."
by carboitehydrates

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Sorry, all you Taun We fans. I don't see it, I just don't see it.
by Master Nick

Ewen says "Your not alone Taun, Rick MaCullam has a special favorite in each cast. It was Jar Jar in the first one."
by carboitehydrates

It was true Taun We thought. Humans do smell like a bantha when they are soaked.
by 4thMoon

"No, really. The 'wet look' looks good on you."
by Porto John

Obi-Wan: Chili? Caminoan: No, you look downright cold. Obi-Wan: No, bowl of chili?
by Texasranger

"Is that a light sabre in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
by Davidw

obi-wan: sooo....ya seening enyone
by corillian princess

Taun We needed love like a flower needs sunlight. Her life alone was worse than death. Obi paided no attention. A few days later Yoda arrived and turned our blue fairy red.
by 4thMoon

"we don't welcome your kind"
by corillian princess

"Sir, you've been waiting in the rain for over an hour...I don't think your dining companion is coming. Would you like your table now?"
by Evil the Cat

(Obi) "Yes, I need to renew my driver's lisence; I have my insurance and all my OOOHHH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!!!!....Oh, jeezus, sorry, that was rude of me...um...um...I'll come back later."
by Evil the Cat

(Obi) "Wow, I've landed on the Planet of Perfect Diction...weird"
by Evil the Cat

Master Jedi, if you do not stop staring at me like that I will have to ask you to leave.
by MrBeanTroll

"Wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?"
by the slightly beige side of the Force

As Taun We kept talking, Obi Wan couldn't help but wonder how E.T. and Yao Ming managed to have such a beautiful child
by Evil the Cat

"I find your scads of rain disturbing."
by Evil the Cat

"I find your lack of plains disturbing."
by Evil the Cat

"I find your skinless veins disturbing."
by Evil the Cat

"I find your rack and legs disturbing."
by Evil the Cat

Welcome to married by America....
by JediWannabe

Obi Wan couldn't believe it...Taun We, the girl who shot him down for the senior prom, was leader of a whole planet.
by Evil the Cat

Obi Wan always started to sweat a lot around the tall ones.
by Evil the Cat

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......Taun We....MMMMMMM!!
by

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......Taun We....MMMMMMM!!
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

"Yes, I was wondering if I could use your phone, my car broke down and WWHHOOOAAHHH, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?...Oh, god, sorry, that was rude...so sorry...Um, I'll just go."
by Evil the Cat

So it looks like Taun wishes Obi was a little more FORCEful! Will these two see each other again? Stay tuned for our Blind Date wrap-up after these messages.
by Evil the Cat

Jungle Fever 2: Da's some FREAKY S#!T!!
by Evil the Cat

"Master Jedi, so pleased that you could visit...master jedi?...Master Jedi, I'm up HERE...Master Jedi, you're making me very uncomfortable..."
by Evil the Cat

"Im glad you finaly answered the door, its a little wet out there"
by Ric

Obi Wan couldn't apologize enough for accidentally starting to hang his cloak on his host.
by Evil the Cat

Havnet we met before? Perhaps while i was shooting a movie in ethiopia?
by darthpete

So what do you say a hyperdrive in movie in the rain what could be more romantic? And then after that we could go to your place and discuss what we will be having for breakfast, if you get my meaning
by darthpete

"I supose you forgot to tell me about the rain.
by Jaina

Taun We: And if you buy now, you can get the whole clone army for the low, low price of 29.95 credits! And we'll throw in this nifty umbrella absolutely free!
by grammar freak

(TW) "Master Jedi!! What happened to you??" (OWK) "That is, by far, the WORST toilet in Scotland."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "So then he goes 'How embarassing...how embarrassing'...like it's FUNNY to him, y'know??...anyway, I got some directions at the gas station, and I FINALLY found the place. Sorry I'm so late.
by Evil the Cat

Obi Wan couldn't believe how HOT E.T.'s mom was.
by Evil the Cat

Table for one, please, but by the window if you can.
by Evil the Cat

Table for one, please, but by the window if you can.
by Evil the Cat

So, is your head naturally that small or did it shrink in the rain?
by rancor_fury

Omigosh, I LOVED you in A Bugs Life!!! C'mon, talk like Niles Crane!!!
by Evil the Cat

As Taun We stood there drooling and reciting the alphabet in French over and over, Obi Wan couldn't stop staring at her lobotomy scar.
by Evil the Cat

"You know, I could give you the number if my gym if you were interested."
by Evil the Cat

Wow, she's got a great profile. . .
by rancor_fury

"Ya, I just wanted to return this sweater my wife bought me and WWWHHHOOAAAHHH MY DEAR SWEET GOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!...Oh, god, I'm sorry, that was rude of me...umm, I'll just go...so sorry...
by Evil the Cat

Sprinkler system need fixing ?...
by BrenDarklighter

Uhhh hi Mrs. We, I was just kinda wondering...can Jango come out & play?
by Ganner

Being brought up by that Kiminoans like that hottie Taun We. (I can't believe I just wrote that.)
by scarred for life

boom chicca boom chicca chicca wakka wakka boom boom chicca boom chicca wakka wakka boom boom...(it's hard to make 70's porn music in type...)
by Evil the Cat

(TW) "Welcome Master Jedi. There are some forms you need to sign...follow me, they're in my bedroom." (OWK) "YYYEESSSSS!!!!!!"
by Evil the Cat

Ya, she was tall, slim, well-spoken, and dead sexy...but Obi Wan just couldn't get past the Tuna smell.
by Evil the Cat

It was at this moment that Obi Wan regretted reading nothing but porn on the trip over.
by Evil the Cat

As was the custom, Taun We removed the top part of her skull to expose her brain for a welcome kiss.
by Evil the Cat

obi: mrs. taun we, i have come to warn you that those barely seeable figures in the foreground are some 4,000 desperate TFN surfers!!
by the one joke monkey

"DAMN YOU'RE TALL!"
by Qui-Dal Jinn

(OWK) "Taun We? That's a silly name." (TW) "What, as weird as George Shrubbery?" (OWK) "I think you mean Bush." (TW) "Bush, Shrub...either way, it spells Illiterate Redneck."
by Evil the Cat

"Yes, I was sent to check on the status of our clone army and WWWHHHOOOAAAHHH, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?...Oh, god, I'm so sorry, that was very rude...ummm, I should probably go...again, so sorry."
by Evil the Cat

Sorry, I was staring at your neck again...what was that about clones?
by ECOJOSH

(OWK) "Awww, crap, you look nothing like your picture!! I'm calling that Mail-Order Bride place first thing in the morning to give them a piece of my mind!! You can sleep on the couch."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) So it's true...Computer Generate characters really DO have better reflections than us mysterious Jedi.
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) So it's true...Computer Generated characters really DO have better reflections than us mysterious Jedi.
by Evil the Cat

He left Taun We to wilt, never giving so much as a kiss. 3 days later she would bloom a beautiful flower with the love of her life, the lover of her life, Jedi Master Yoda.
by 4thMoon

Taun We knew she would die of loneliness when Obi left for the stars. Yet great things come in small packages, and she was never lonely again, for Yoda will always with her.
by 4thMoon

He was leaving. Not soon enough Taun We felt. Jedi - Shmedi. But then her great love, her greatest lover arrived. After Yoda she knew wars not make one great, and what does.
by 4thMoon

If some teacher is being mean to you, you could send in others and bug her all day and when you get home and there was a call u can say it wasn't me.
by jbswdude

Obi-Wan: "Did you know there are porn sites for you?"
by zukman

If some teacher is being mean to you, you could send in others and bug her all day and when you get home and there was a call u can say it wasn't me.
by jbswdude

Do you know that it cost more than my house to digitally create your mirror image in the glass?
by Jedi Master Jawa

My grandma....what a long neck you have...
by Mr. Peanut


by

Wow, the toys at Burger King this year are REALLY cool!!
by Evil the Cat

Obi-Wan went cold as carbonite when he heard it uttered from his own lips. He was a Jedi, but not when it came to glamours women. "You play Basketball?" he asked Taun We.
by carboitehydrates

Yes im about 175lbs soaking wet cause i am. What are you about 20 lbs.
by Anakinos

Excuse me where is your laundry room i need to borrow your dryer if at all possible.
by Anakinos

Did you happen to see a wet naked midget run through here with a hunderd dollars he stole that from me.
by Anakinos

On his way out Obi thought, "I'd rather spend 20 years alone in the desert as a hermit than face this rainy landing pad again." Later he changed his opinion.
by carboitehydrates

Taun We: Sorry you had to take the back door, but if Jango knew I was cheating...
by The Real Clone Trooper

Obi-Wan wants to tell Taun We about the Holocron and the Knights of the Later Day Jedi.
by Antwerp

And the TFN server was flooded with jokes about Obi-Wan hitting on Tahn-Wi (or however the heck you spell it.)
by Darth Balkoth

[Obi-Wan] Let's try this one more time. *I love Obi-Wan Kenobi. I will love him forever* [Taun We] Jedi mind tricks do not work on me, you pervert.
by Darth Stupidius

Oh yea I forget to tell you the bridge is out
by JediGean

Taun We is so veristile, from this nice sweet role, to that mean monster in Signs. Where's her Oscar? We'll rember you long after Roberts, Bullock, Astor, Suranden, and Hepburn. I love you Taun We.
by Antwerp

I don't suppose you can tell me were I could buy a good umbrella
by JediGean

This is what you get for trying to clone water
by JediGean

obi-wan: dude...the chemo go horribly wrong or something?
by DeAtH-PaINs

"Some people of my species tried to do that, but they had to leave the rings on."
by Darth Klavier

Is that your neck or are you just happy to see me?
by Gideon

Upon landing on Kamino, Obi-Wan suddenly realizes the hidden dangers of turtlenecks.
by Mr. X

"Do you have any waterproof hoods?"
by Darth Klavier

Obi-wan: Yes that is a LIGHTSABER in my pocker Taun We!
by Skywalker2223

Now, I know your head looks like a q-tip, but how am I to believe they were invented here when you Kaminoans don't even have ears?
by Matt

And the server crashed because of too many "Taun We is hot!" captions.
by Lama Su

I have this friend that was cut out of AotC. His name is Yareal Poof, and I'd like to introduce you sometime.
by Matt

Evil padawan, b-movie starship, talking to digital q-tip heads, getting beat up by a bounty hunter, and a vacation to a rainy planet... for some people, prequels just suck....
by Matt

Obi-Wan: Would you mind telling me why everything's so blurry?
by Rogue -13

"Wow, where have you been all my life?"
by tatooinedweller

OBI_WON: What do mean, I'm double parked?
by Darth Troulos

OBI-WON: I'm never going on "Blind Date" again !
by Darth Troulos

i'm sorry Master Jedi, but I'm booked for Friday night
by Palpygurl

Obi-Wan thinks to himself: should i give her a good night kiss since our date was such a disaster?
by Ashley Skywalker #1

OBI-WON: R-4 was right. You are ugly!
by Darth Troulos

Obi:_: "I think the greasy hair look is in. Too bad YOU don't have Hair."
by Silvius

Obi:-:> "Can you say 'Rogain' "?
by Silvius.

Obi: Wow. I didn't know that was possible with me being a human and you a . . . .
by Osama - Wan Kenobi

NO I will not go out with you!
by Darth Skippy

TW: Welcome to Komino, can it take your order.
by Son Of Jorel

With all this cloning technology, you?d think SOMEONE would think of installing a fly-thru.
by Son Of Jorel

TW: Welcome to Komino, can I take your order.
by Son Of Jorel

Do you have a restroom I could use?
by Son Of Jorel

Taun Hermione: You've got rain on your robe. Just there. Did you know?
by Long-Gon Jinn

Obi-Wan *thinks* Wonder how long it took for her to stretch out her neck like that
by Keels

Cover charge!?
by Son Of Jorel

What is the matter, Jedi? You do not like our sauna?
by Evil Leprechaun

Sorry girls. For Obi-Wan it was love at first sight.
by We Three P.O.ed

As proven by this picture, Star Wars geeks aren't the only ones who find Taun We incredibly irressitible
by Jedifan 1986

Sorry to get you out of the shower, sir...Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
by Evil Leprechaun

Weren't YOU a member of the Jedi Council in Episode 1? Yes! YES! YOU were seated right next to Yaddle! Speaking of which, what ever happened to her?
by Son Of Jorel

"Now when you say 'clones' do you mean of Natalie Portman?"
by Sytherea

Eboneezer Kenobi, I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
by Jedifan 1986

TW: Now would be a good time to discuss our Extended Clone Warranty?
by Son Of Jorel

Is that a lightsaber under your robe or are you just happy to see me?
by Son Of Jorel

"I told you I'd knock your block off"
by Evil Leprechaun

Whoa!! How do you stretch out your neck like that!!
by =)

"Do you ever let people try around throw rings around your neck for a prize? You could sure make a good investment..."
by Obi-Bozo

I am looking for simple men trying to make their way in the universe. Do you have any?
by Son Of Jorel

good lord, thats a big neck
by Jeff GoodSmith

wanna hear me sing?
by Jeff GoodSmith

Man, that's the last time I jump down a toilet!
by Limani Rye

JEDI! PARTY OF ONE! Right this way.
by Son Of Jorel

"Good evening, I'm a young Jedi trying to put myself through the academy and I wondered if you'd be interested in buying a few magazine subscriptions?"
by Grogh

Obiwan: Hi my starfighter broke down can I use your phone
by Nightmair of Yavin

Of course it isn't raining outside!
by Dark One

Rains all the time, you say? No sun? I really need to get a new travel agent.
by The Royal Handmaiden

In Moulin Rouge Nichole Kidman is replaced by a less than accurate computer counterpart.
by Grim Melee

"Whats with you shoulders, are they like metal or something?"
by Grim Melee

Obi-wan was speechless. Not only had she remembered him, but she still wore that goofy headband thing he gave her when her forgot it was there anniversary a long time ago.
by Grim Melee

"Catch me, I'm falling......"
by The Unposted Menace

Obi-wan felt somewhat embarrassed after mistaking Taun We for a shaved wookie.
by Grim Melee

Embarrased by the sudden appearance of the object of his affection, Obi-Wan used his Jedi robes in a desperate attempt to hide the growing bulge in his pants.
by jeddeye

"Yeah so it wasn't until like five parsecs out that I realized I'd forgotten my umbrella."
by Sytherea

For obvious reasons, they're only showing Obi-Wan's UPPER body. (Don't know if that's appropriate to put up...)
by Darth Hideous

Is that a hickey??
by Darth Paul

What do you mean Wally World is closed?
by Darth Griswald

Schwing!!!!!
by Darth Party on Wayne Party on Garth

So after this scene do you want to like ... um... go out for... a...um... a drink or someting?
by Darth Hack

Wanna go for a ride in my new Jedi Starfighter?
by Darth Hack

You know I didn't really come here to inspect clones...
by Darth Hack

Hey weren't you in that Speilberg movie a few years ago?
by Darth Hack

Dad, you just killed the Zombie Flanders. He was a zombie?
by Darth Hack

Obi Wan: No, my n eck didn't shring in the rain, it always looks this way.
by TrekingJedi69

It's good that Taun We was CG, because I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face if I really had to talk to that ridiculous looking thing.
by Darth Hack

Obi-Wan stumbles upon the lost civilization of highly-evolved giraffe descendants.
by Darth Hack

"How is the weather outside, Master Jedi?" Obi Wan- "So, your species is tall AND blind?"
by Darth Ignorance

Well, there's one good thing about this trip... you're not Jar Jar!
by Darth Hack

Excuse me. Could you direct me to a good seafood restaurant? I'm terribly hungry.
by Darth Hack

Once again, George Lucas beats Chris Carter in a game of Rock-em Sock-em fictional characters.
by Pat-awan Learner

...and it dawned on Obi-Wan with a flash: on this planet, if he found any politician too talkative or annoying, he could simply tie a knot in their necks.
by bearded_one

And Theforce.net's server crashed as thousands of fans typed in unoriginal "staring contest" jokes...
by Kenya Starflight

"Can you telescope your neck up and down? That would be cool."
by grob

Hi I have your pizza here. (Groovy music starts to play)
by Daniel Glasglow

Obi Wan (pauses...) Wow those guys at TF.N are desperate.
by Daniel Glasglow

The staff at TF.N Humow finally relents to the pressure of a Taun We pictorial.
by grob

"Damn are you freaky looking or what?"
by grob

"I have a question, and I don't want you to judge me. Are these clones anatomically correct?"
by grob

Weren't you in Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
by padme_amidala_19

"I picked Kentucky to win it all. What about you? Notre Dame? You're high!"
by grob

"Do you validate parking?"
by grob

"Well I don't care what you think. Your species isn't even mentioned in the last 3 films."
by grob

My spoon is too big!
by RPM

Dude, where's my starship?
by KiwiJedi

No, seriously dude, where is it?
by KiwiJedi

You can't clone my ship! ... A chick? SWEET!
by KiwiJedi

Welcome to Camino. The Wet Jedi contest is down the hall.
by padme_amidala_19

Obi-Wan is taken aback at the sight of Taun We that everyone has been drooling over. He expected something.....different.
by Teh Doode

Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers he's wet in more ways than one.............
by Taun We

Lost for words, the only thing to enter Obi Wan's mind was "There once was a lady from Venus, whose head was shaped like a..."
by Agent Trinity

Taun We??? What about EWAN for the LADIES???? For the LADIES!!! WOO HOO!! (yes I must mock you)
by Jen

The reason why Obi-wan was later able to live alone on Tatooine.
by Emperoress Palpatine

Obi-wan is just a little nervous around attractive female aliens.
by Emperoress Palpatine

That's Taun We?!!??!?!?? She looks like shes related to a giraffe
by i only believe in the force.


by

Poodoo! I left my windows open!
by LukeHamill

Obi-Wan: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

Obi-Wan: "Sure...it can take me millions of light years away...but can it bring me home?"
by AshFalling

Obi-Wan: "I hate to ask, but why does the song 'I Think I'm A Clone Now' by Weird Al keep playing over and over?"
by AshFalling

How does it work? Very simple...one man enters...140 million men leave.....
by AshFalling

"It's a little bit funny...this feeling inside...I'm not one of those that can...easily hide..."
by Cirrocco

Somewhere, No-Neck Joe weeps silently...
by Cirrocco

Taun We mistakes Obi-Wan for the Duke and gets surprised by his *ahem* huge talent!
by Cirrocco

When I said the Jedi look up to you, I really meant it
by Walter Danek

"How was I to know that you were one of those toy boxers whose head shoots up when they're hit in the stomach?"
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

Obi Wan: "You guys got a laundromat in this place? I could really use a dryer."
by Ajent Orenj

Obi Wan: "Hey, you know, that fanfilm was right. These things DON'T keep you warm in the rain."
by Ajent Orenj

Emotions run surprisingly tepid at the first annual "Intergalactic Staring Contest Championship."
by Ajent Orenj

Obi Wan: I can really lookn up to you.
by Dengar 69

Obi: Are you sure that isnt the quake symbol behind me?
by Dengar 69

Obi: (Force persuade) you will give me a towel and hairdryer.
by Dengar 69

Obi: Ah Nicole Kidman I didnt know they cast you as Taun We?
by Dengar 69

Obi Wan didnt think yto look at Taun We's shadow where he could have seen a concealed rolling pin!!
by Dengar 69

Obi: "You say its raining outside? NO POODOO SHERLOCK!"
by Kami

Sorry Slim, no one gets off the lot without George's permission."
by Ewan McGregor

Obi: "Here is your pizza, and don?t you start complaining about it being wet"
by Kami

"Miss We, there would appear to be a large, furry insect about to spring onto you."
by Darth Cheezel

Nice weather, aye? How would you fency a cup of teaaa?
by Elad Avron


by A

Obi-Wan: But I don't wanna play outside!
by Sicksikmans

Today the Jedi learned that "2BR/2BATH w/good ocean view" was a very misleading add.
by A. Miles

Obi Wan was speechless after Taun We asked him out.
by Mephysto

Excuse me Master Jedi, but why are you staring at my neck?
by Sithspit5

Obi: "Gee. I'm kinda wet, What say we go check out your place, he he?
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

No Im not here for a bounty hunter, Steven Spielberg wants his aliens back for Close Encounters Part II
by biggamejames

You're the plumber? At last! Can't turn off the shower...
by Andy-C

obi wan: ewww
by luke flywalker

star wars episode 8: the planet of the Q-tips
by gadiel vacca

Taun We: You're a little short for a Jedi, aren't you?
by snowdog83

Uh, can you give me a jump?
by Obi-Wan Brandini

Jedi Roge Star
by Obi Wan "Man your tall! Don't hurt me!!!

What?! Come on, the picture is just Obi-Wan and Taun We! What are the clean-minded ones among us going to write?
by Tycho Celchuuu

And suddenly, the TFN humor server goes down under the Taun We porn captions.
by Tycho Celchuuu

Kenobi: Er, Taun We, I think you have some sort of jelly thingie on your shoulder.
by Tycho Celchuuu

"I don't care if it is a Fire Lane, i'm parking there!"
by EmperorTass

"Don't make me use a 'Jedi Mind Trick'! For the last time, who wedged the bucket of water over the door?"
by stanley2626

Ben: I see you agree with me. Taun We: No, it's the current from the air conditioner.
by Padawan Drew

Umbrella. Um-brell-aaaah!
by Chad Evans

Obi Wan: Are you wearing a bald cap? (looks at line going around Taun We's head)
by sonicnate

Oh, don't tell me the TF.N is giving into this strange fan fetish about Taun We.
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

Are you an angel?
by emo won Canobi

It's not a mullet! I'm a Jedi! At least I'm not bald.
by Mrs. Vader

What?! Thousands of Star Wars fans find you attractive? I think they overestimate their chances. . .
by Darth Hideous

Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?
by Zarm R'keeg

I bet you're a real hit with the vampires.
by SealyJedi

Obi-wan tried to listen, but his mind just kept thinking: Taun We! Taun We! Taun We!
by The man who knew enough

Sadly, problems continued to plague Sam's gym. Not only did members see the need to take a coat into the sauna, but there was that awful mess with the stretching exercises.
by Oren Otter

No, I do NOT need a booster seat!
by Kupokpok

Obi Wan: "Gesundheit!"
by sumsh

Obi Wan breaks into a cold sweat upon realizing that not only had he misplaced his driver's lisence, but the state trooper was the same guy he'd put in a neck brace three years ago.
by Darth Olemew

My what big eyes you have
by Rogue_0009

the adventures of little brown riding hood: My what big eyes you have
by Rogue_0009

Obi Wan figured that the bucket of water over the door was enough, but when he saw what had happened to the piano teacher, he knew that Ani's little pranks had gotten way out of hand.
by Lord Uffadanz

It was bad enough that Obi-Wan had wandered into Xanth, worse yet that he had fallen into a love spring, but when the first thing he saw was a skeleton / Llama hybrid, That was when he flipped.
by Lord Uffadanz

Obi-Wan: "What's the weather like up there? Heh-heh-heh." Taun We: "Nowhere near as bad as it is out there." Obi-Wan: "... You got me."
by WashuChanFan

Go ahead. Spit on me again. I dare you!
by Fnaire

I know you have my nose in your coat pocket, and I want it back!
by Fnaire

Kenobi: "Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon?" Taun We: "But of course."
by Darth Lairdman

Taun We was able to answer the questions concerning her name and quest. but when asked about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, she could only stare.
by Fnaire

Kenobi: "I'm singgggggging in the rain..." Taun We: "That's the only weather we ever get on Kamino, you idiot!"
by Darth Lairdman

Have you seen the plot for this movie? Me neither. I guess George must have dropped it in the lake.
by Darth Lairdman

I'll gladly take your hair and your nose, but I am not going to let you bet your soul in a poker game.
by Darth IRS agent

Taun We: "You, sir, are soaked." Kenobi: "Madam, I am soaked, but you have a giraffe neck. Tomorrow, I will be dry."
by Darth Lairdman

No, I do not want to play basketball.
by Jedi/Borg

Hours later, wet and stinking, the plumber emerged from the bathroom, having successfully removed Susan Powter's head from the shower drain.
by Darth IRS agent

Young lady, you are not going outside looking like that. That's way too much powder and too few facial features, and I am not letting you through this door until you put your shoulders back up again.
by Chewchilla

I know an 800 year old Jedi Master you might be interested in meeting.
by Darth Hack

The weather on your planet sucks. Do you know that?
by Darth Hack

Was this trip really necessary?
by Darth Hack

Now see what happens when you run into the rain without proper protection, young man?
by Mike M.

Ewan to self: What was George smoking?
by Darth Hack

Is there no skin on your head or are you really just paper-mache?
by Darth Hack

Release the Clones!
by Darth Hack

Ewan hadn't seen anything this disturbing since that baby in "Trainspotting."
by Mark Rosenthal

Taun We...MY GIFT IS MY SONG, AND THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!
by Mark Rosenthal

TAUN WE: What are you staring at? OBI WAN: Where did you put the neck rings? And the lip disk? That was so sexy!
by Mark Rosenthal

Look at that cranium! Its like an orange on a toothpick!
by SealyJedi

"Oh man Look at the....are you E.T.'s ? i really should lay off them Corellian Ale.."
by JJ Kyle Kincade

Do you have a bathroom?
by Darth Koopa

What do you mean Lando doesn't live here?!
by Darth hack

"Do you have a bathroom here? I need to crap real bad!"
by Arbok X

"I don't like water. It's wet and it's cold, and it gets everywhere. Whoa, what a neck!"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Yarael Poof? Is that you?
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

so ... taun we ... i bet you have a lot of problems with vampires.
by Trev

"You know it can never work...look the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of bantha fodder in this crazy galaxy"
by Mrs.Esterhouse

"You want to clone my WHAT?!?!!"
by Bat Boy

Obi1: "So you're Taun We huh? You dont look very hot!!"
by blah :)

So uh, you come here often?
by count dookie

There's somethin' about you girl - that makes me sweat
by count dookie

"I knew I should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque."
by StarWarsNostradamus

Taun We: Obiwan, I am an ambassador. I am paid to make people believe what they want to believe.
by SooozleQ

Obiwan: Fhew! For a momment I thought I was staring at myself in Episode 17: The Clones Go Horribly Wrong.
by SooozleQ

Marten (the great)
by "So the Twi'lek says to the Gammorean.."

Taun we? a jedi craves not these things!
by Darth Starkiller

Obi: "So uhh, what're ya doin this weekend?"
by JediMidyan

No, I did NOT blink, it just looked like I did. I'm still in the contest, you son of a mother goat.
by Gobo Fango

What do you mean "reserved parking" i dont see any of YOUR ships anywhere.
by Cell5000

What do you mean "Reserved Parking ?" I don't see any of YOUR ships anywhere.
by Cell5000

Obi-wan loved her, he really did. He just wished she wouldn't show her arousal quite so obviously.
by bounce

"And behind door number two... A brand new.... Toaster, sorry you lose."
by Darth Jedi (inconvenience)

Taun We: "Hi, and you are...."
by Darth Jedi

"Silly Jedi, you've had the power to leave the whole time, just click your heels together 3 times and say there's no place like home, there's no place like home..."
by RU ARTOO?

"I'm so afraid of the captions we won't see."
by RU ARTOO?

"Clones, Yeeeaaahhh...that's right clones."
by RU ARTOO?

Obi-Wan attempts to carry on the conversation after he realises "My gosh! There
by Scruffy-looking nerf herder

Obi-Wan attempts to carry on the conversation after he realises "My gosh! There's something up her nose!"
by Scruffy-looking nerf herder

Taun We: "Pizza Delivery? But I didn't order a pizza and I have no money-How will I ever pay you?" (key cheesy 70's music)
by papawookie

obi: my jedi star fighter broke down out side, may i use your comlink taun we:certanly, right this way
by corillian princess

"Did you know that an owner of a lonely heart... " "Yes?" "...Much better than the owner of a broken heart." "Yes." "Oh." "Would you... " "No." "Thought not."
by Stolen Pelt

Could you get me a towel?
by Rick Nadtke

Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Serena Williams! No way!!!
by Rick Nadtke

Do CGI girlfiends count?
by SirNi

"You see, nobody would surrender to the dread pirate Obi so..."
by RU ARTOO?

So tell me, Taun- I may call you Taun, can't I?- Your species CAN reproduce other than by cloning, RIIIIIIIIIIGHT?
by Luke SkyWolf

What are you lookin' at?
by force_flow2002

Obi: "The problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy, mixed up world...here's lookin' at you kid."
by RU ARTOO?

It was a dark and stormy night when Obi-Wan saw his first mini bobble-head.
by force_flow2002

I've made a commitment to the Jedi order not easily broken. Why does she have to be so hot!?
by SirNi

That's what I'll look like as a pez dispenser?
by Zifnab

How you doin?
by Revrac Edalb

How you doin?
by Revrac Edalb

So, when do you get off work?
by Revrac Edalb

Your place or mine?
by Revrac Edalb

What do you think of inter-species relationships?
by Revrac Edalb

Wanna see my lightsaber?
by Revrac Edalb

Grandma, what a long neck you have!
by Siri~Qui Jinn

OBI-WAN: That brain surgery scar on your head is nothing. You should see the one on my .... uhh... well lets not go there.
by Luke is a wimp

You will tell me a way to make people stop wathing Star Trek.
by Kack

Early screen tests showed great chemistry, but eventually Baz Luhrmann hired Nicole Kidman and got Ewan to lose the beard.
by Oxymoron

"your order? oh, surely! let's see... 1 million clones, 2 million blasters, plus 200 cheese and 300 veggie lovers pizza, right?"
by petty

"Hello, Mrs. We...I'm here to take your daughter to the prom."
by Evil the Cat

"Man, am i ever gonna go anywhere w/ this online blind dating thing?"
by petty

"Are u kidding? me, going out w/ you? in a bathrobe???"
by jedi leia

"Um, aren't u gonna ask me if i'm an angel?"
by padmie

"Please don't look at me like that, it makes me feel uncomfortable!"
by Parsie

::Obi:: "Michael Jackson!!!!! I've always been a big fan............."
by Lord Nader

And you're, like, sentient, right?
by DarthWrytard

"So your with the Cloning Guild, then?
by The Senatot

1 "So your with the Cloning Guild, then?" "No, not actually, our operation is small enough not to be noticed, which is advantagous, since our custumors are axus not to draw attention to themseleves."
by The Senator

2 "Aren't you worried that the Sepritist are going to find out about this operation and shut you down?" "It's a danger, but it looms like a shadow over everything we've built here...
by The Senator

3 ...but things have developed that will ensure secruity, I've just made a deal that will keep the Sepretists out of here forever!" [Taun We opens reveling Count Dooku]
by The Senator

4 Dooku: "We would be honored if you joined us." Taun:
by The Senator

4 Dooku: "We would be honored if you joined us." Taun: "I had no choice, he was polite and had a larger pocket book, and it was Lama Su's idea..."
by The Senator

Obi-Wan discovers that the clones ran away, again.
by The Senator

"May what big eyes you have." All the better to see you."
by The Senator

"May what big arms you have." All the better to do stuff for you."
by The Senator

"May what a long neck you have." All the better to make me feel more important."
by The Senator

Obi-Wan: "Great, I hate the color white."
by The Senator

Obi Wan decides to try Ani's line of "Are you an angel?" on Taun We. Unfortunately, he is totally unprepared for her reply..."No, I'm an actress." Go figure.
by AJP Darth_Lucky

After Obi-Wan left the room, Taun We ordered her servents to take his astro-droid.
by Nobody Important

Taun We: "Temple donations, huh? Sorry, no, we don't need any strippers."
by Jedi Master Fish

[Taun and Obi-Wan scream in unison]
by Nobody Important

Obi-Wan began wishing he could take on a Kaminoan as an aprentice, it would be MUCH more fun.
by Wanky

"Is that thing around your neck tight? I'll help you get it off!"
by Wanky

Hmmmm.....so tell me......just how flexible IS your neck......
by Jp

Is that an clone.. or just an reflection?
by noble

O. tries Ani's "Are you an angel?" line on Taun. Unfortunately, she has also seen previous SW episodes. Her melodious reply:"Aren't you a little short for a jedi?" leaves O. at a decisive loss 4 words
by AJP Darth_Lucky

Well I'd like to see you get a in New York City
by JediGean

Well I'd like to see you get a cab in New York City
by JediGean

Yes, I'm looking for a mother's day gift and I was wondering if WWWHHHOOOAAAHHHH, MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!...Oh, jeez, I'm sorry, that was really rude of me...oh, man, so sorry...I'll just go
by Evil the Cat

Hmmm...yes, it's nice, but I think she'd like the red one better. Could you try that one on for me? I really appreciate it.
by Evil the Cat

"Well, well. All those fanboys are right. You ARE strangely erotic."
by Gidman

In his spare time, Obi Wan really enjoyed goingdown to Rodeo Drive and asking the clerks to model kinky lingerie for hours and hours on end.
by Evil the Cat

Episode II : The porno!!!!!!!!!!
by Evil Clonetrooper 1138

"I find your lack of face disturbing....oh, it's way up there. Sorry."
by Evil the Cat

"OK, you be the tall, sexy farmer's daughter, and I'll be the poor traveller who got caught in the rain with a flat tire."
by Evil the Cat

(TW) "I'm new to this planet...everyone's been real nice." (OWK) "Well, that's cuz you have big jugs...I mean your boobs are huge...I mean....umm...MAMA!!"
by Evil the Cat

Chernobyl, 2025.
by Evil the Cat

"My name is Obi Wan Kenobi. I come bearing the gifts of the Republic...some SPF 200 suntan lotion, some hats, and some really really really really big turtleneck sewaters. Enjoy."
by Evil the Cat

I see Digital People!
by Mother of Yoda

Where is the ship and the Bounty Hunter? Where is the dart that was shot? They have passed like rain on Kamino; like wind from Lama Su's mouth.
by Mother of Yoda

Before we go see this guy, I need to visit the gift shop and send a "Wish you were here" postcard to Jocasta Nu.
by Mother of Yoda

Obi-Wan: I have got to use the Bathroom!
by Mother of Yoda

Obi-wan couldn't help but stare...
by Markus

Last time I let Yoda set me up on a blind date....
by Markus

We're not amazed by special effects anymore, George, We know you can create entire worlds, and characters and try to convince us they're real... but maybe you should spend more time on your scripts...
by Markus

And how'd he get to be Prime Minister? By exploitn' the workers!.......
by Mother of Yoda

Wow. Why do I sense you've picked up about 1.25 million pathetic life forms?
by Mother of Yoda

Obi-Wan: "You look a lot better than that Cloniad woman."
by Mother of Yoda

They knew it was love at first sight...
by Ben S. Gaulk

Check out that body!
by Ben S. Gaulk

And Obi-wan thought he'd necked with women before...
by Ben S. Gaulk

Strangers in the night... exchanging glances...
by Ben S. Gaulk

Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer!
by Ben S. Gaulk

Hey, leave Taun We alone! It's hard to get a decent tan when your whole planet is continually subjected to rainstorms...
by Ben S. Gaulk

Obi-wan momentarily considered marriage, but then realized that it would mortifying to go to a dinner party with her if she decided to wear high heels.
by Ben S. Gaulk

She's sexy in that creepy, 7 foot tall, "just made a destructive clone army for you" sort of way...
by Ben S. Gaulk

Ewan MacGregor's horrifying abduction experience wasn't over yet. The extraterrestrials wanted to create a human-alien hybrid child...
by Ben S. Gaulk

Are you an angel?
by Ben S. Gaulk

Obi-wan thinking to himself: "Remember! Jedi are not allowed to fall in love! Jedi are not allowed to fall in love..."
by Ben S. Gaulk

"Oh, Zute must've left the grail beacon on! Bad, bad Zute... Come, rest, good knight..."
by Ben S. Gaulk

Obi-wan was looking at Ms. Kamino 2003.
by Ben S. Gaulk

A tiny string of spittle spilled from Obi-wan's mouth as he stood in hushed awe.
by Ben S. Gaulk

Hopefully, this scene will be uncensored when Lucas releases the DVD...
by Ben S. Gaulk

if you only stick around a little longer you can see jango fett tap dance in the rain
by the Smith

(O) "I hear there's a good Italian restaurent on the lower levels of Coruscast"
by Brandon

(O) "where the hell's the John, my bladders about to burst"
by Brandon

(O) "So this Jengo Fett guy...is he available???"
by Brandon

(O) "Call me...Collect"
by Brandon

Taun was fast on her way to deciding that humans were--on average--not quite as tall as Kaminoans.
by Daedalus Rex (into the water. For a day)

So how's the weather up there?
by Darth Brooks

"So, in just three days, my neck can be as long as yours?"
by Hemini

"No, I mean that with the utmost sincerity--less, clumsy *and* less random. What's that look? You don't believe me? No. Of course you don't . . . well, I can't show you *now*; it's too wet."
by Mini-Bothans Attack!

Whoa! Your neck is like REALLY long...
by CK

Obi-Wan: Look! I'm just asking you to watch my Jedi Starfighter!! Is that too much to ask? Taun We: sorry uh...me no speaka english
by Jecht

"We are dreadfully sorry to tell you this but we suspect the man you cloned is the bounty hunter trying to assasinate Senator Padme Taun We: sorry uh...me no speaka english
by Jecht

Obi-wan: H- Taun We: sorry uh...me no speaka english
by Jecht

"No, Taun We. I DID NOT come here to be cloned"
by andrew-womprat

Obi-Wan: Hey, Tain We, how come everyone likes you? Taun We: I don't know, Master Kenobi.
by Zam Wesell

Thank you for coming, now please stroke my long neck...
by Mike Purdy

hey your pretty hot for a... what were you again. Ahh never mind it doesnt matter anyway, baby
by Aaron Kenobi

You've discovered how to clone armies, but haven't invented umbrellas?
by Janusz

You wanna make beautiful clone babies with me?
by Dark Padme

TAUN WE: Master Jedi, are you okay? OBI-WAN: Woo hoo, oh, wha... Hi!
by DarthEvan

Obi: "I said...J A N G O F E T T...? get it?" Taun: "Me noa speak english?"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

'Holy crap! A giant Q-tip!
by AH

Go go, Gadget Neck.
by Possessed Freak

Adding in CGI characters later just means Obi-Wan is staring at the alien's neck.
by Possessed Freak

Obi-Wan: You know, you look like an albino E.T.
by Edmund Campion

So you have a problem with the plumbing? Maybe this'll help *porno music kicks in*
by Darth Mike

Obi-Wan: What kind of Pok?mon are you?
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

"Welcome to Hotel Kamino, sir. I'll take your bags now."
by Kenya Starflight

Hi! I'm with the Galactic Lawyers Guild, we're here to represent you in your whiplash lawsuit...
by Gary T

Tell me, do vampires fancy Caminoans? Your neck is spectacular.
by padme_amidala_19

.... and I said to him, "Stop!" But he shot at me!! Then the darn ship did too, I think it was his good fro nothing son in it. So, you see officer, it was all self defense!!
by Vesp

I made coffee during the Clone Wars.
by Ryan W

Of course it's obvious, it's a trash novel. You buy it at the starport, you take it on holiday.
by Ryan W

So... Are you related to E.T. in some way ?
by Darth Quebecois

Your neck isn't stupid looking, from a certain point of view.
by Ryan W

Do you have any spare change ?
by Darth Quebecois

TW: WASSUP !!! Obiwan : WASSSSSUP !!!!!!!
by Darth Quebecois

Aye, Taun we!! Yer fookin hot fer a eelien!!
by Crimsonboyy

And the first annual Luis Gonzalez Memorial award for extremely long necks goes to . . .
by Chadra-fan

Wow!! So they super-glued your head to a girder just for that one commercial, and didn't let you down for 8 years? Well, considering that, I'd say you look prety good!
by Evil the Cat

Pssst... if you come across some kid named Anakin, whatever you do, do not clone him. I can't stand another shout of "yippee!"
by Darth Sillious

Aye, shore n' I'm sorry, but I was wonderin' if I might be able to use yer facilities fer a wee shyte and WWHHOOOAAHHH, SWEET JESUS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!...Oh, so sorry, that was rude...I'll go..
by Evil the Cat

Um...cut...you have a booger...no, really...
by Zeno

this giraffe can act much better than the guy with a helmet on
by darth...

Make sure you wipe your feet!
by geebuss

Didn't you star in the movie Close Encounters Of The Third Kind?
by DarthNeo

OBI - You don't need to see my identification, these arn't the clones I'm looking for.
by Taun-Taun

Sorry I'm wet, I was just singing in the rain.
by DarthMakko

::just stares at a wet ewan mcgregor::
by ali

Obi: "You know, your going to make a really cool action figure"
by Walter Danek

Obi Wan: "... and my, what a long neck you have!"
by Ajent Orenj

welcome to dominoes pizza! ruled by Pizza the Hutt. you must be here to pick up the 45 pepperoni pizza's ?
by Obi-Wan Kenobi's Little Sister

There was an odd moment of silence when Obiwan and Tee Na first met for their blind date.
by Walni

Obi-Wan:"So ... would you like to go to dinner with me sometime?" Taun We: "I would Master Jedi but my schedule is packed full, I have a special photo shoot tonight for 'Hot Alien Babes monthly'."
by AnotherAgentSmith

(Obi-One) ewwww i can see you nose hairs from here
by Grand Admiral Kettch

If ya think the ladies are impressed with this ob1, you wait till I show ya my..................lightsaber
by riverside_jon

Aye, shore n' I'm sorry, but I was wonderin' if I might be able to use yer facilities fer a wee shyte and WWHHOOOAAHHH, SWEET JESUS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!...Oh, so sorry, that was rude...I'll go..
by Evil the Cat

"Ya, sorry, I was on my way to Rivendell and I got lost at this place called Skywalker ranch...
by Evil the Cat

Damn, that Rivendell one was pretty shyte, huh? Sorry. I'm tired.
by Evil the Cat

Eliot: Wow ET, you sure got big!
by Darth Meany

Hey babe... Going my way?
by Paul Kenney

Would it REALLY kill you people to put a f***ing roof over the parking lot????
by Steve Bryce

Do you happen to have any Spider-Man clones by any chance?
by Kupokpok

"I've had a flat and my mobile seems to have no coverage."
by Darth_Cheezel

And as the doors opened, all Obi-Wan could do was STARE!
by strfightr10

Obi Wan had read about this beautiful creature on TF.N humor boards, and wondered what was so great about her... until one fateful night on Kamino...
by New Age Raven

Three hours later, Obi-Wan figured out that he couldn't win a staring contest with a species with no eyelids.
by Strfightr10

Obi-Wan: So... How was the brain surgery?
by Chinampa Joe

I mean, I've sen some whacked up species... Jawas, Twileks, Bothansm but who the heck are you!?
by Mr. Star

Obi(as reporter): Taun We, how does it feel to be named Miss Universe?
by flannel man

You{ve got a purty mouth. (I'll let you decide which one said that)
by Jar Jar Bites

Mark Renton: "Clones? What clones? I was trying to get those pills inside the water closet and end up here. Man those stuff were weird!"
by Jann

Lovely neck, er, weather you have here. Is there somewhere I can hang my neck, er, cloak? I'd like to take a look at the neck, er, clones if i may. (Pull it together Ben, it's just a neck)
by walking carpet

My apologies master jedi, what do you mean you want to "fix me up" with a friend of yours at TheForce.net?
by walking carpet

Have you ever considered basketball if the cloning thing doesn't work out?
by walking carpet

"What do you mean they updated without telling anyone? Who would do such a thing?"
by Lightofdarkness

"Master Jedi, you appear to be wet..."
by Lightofdarkness

"In England, Jango doesnt head-butt you..."
by Lightofdarkness

"So, How YOU doin'?"
by Lightofdarkness

"So, do you have a strong gag reflex? Cause, you know, with a neck like yours..."
by Lightofdarkness

No sand??!!, on the whole planet......wow...Anakin must know of this
by jeedai

Obi Wan "It sure is raining out there. Do you have a umbrella on you?
by Jedi Roge Star


by BLASTer

TAUN WE: Welcome. Do you come to see our army of clones? OBI-WAN:Maybe, but now can I have a towel?
by BLASTer

TAUN WE: Welcome. Do you come to see our army of clones? OBI-WAN:Maybe, but now can I have a towel?
by BLASTer

The Force
by Alejandro

IObi: is this Taun We's House of er...Fun :wink wink nudge nudge::? Taun: Get out of my cloning facility yo wacko!!!!
by Mister_J

What a long neck you have!!
by Darth Shame

OBI-"Hey, you were great in Signs."
by DG

What's that? You believe the TFN guy is having trouble finding good pictures?
by Java the Hutt

Francisco
by Francico Escobedo

your neck is much to short, you must strech it before presenting you to the Prime Minister.
by elbereth

I think you have a small leak in there...
by Vesp

The sadness on Obi Wan's face...how lonely it must be to be the only tangible thing at the time.
by Mark Rosenthal

OBI WAN: Well, at least you're better designed than that thing in "Signs."
by Mark Rosenthal

Episode III: When Q-tips attack.
by Jaeger Ghent

Yes, Taun We. You do look sexy in that. Come here you...
by Yoda : The Other White Meat

"WHAT...is your name?" "Obi-Wan Kenobi." "WHAT...is your quest?" "I seek a bounty hunter." "WHAT...is the capital of Coruscant?" "There is no--AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
by Mother of Yoda

Excuse me, could I borrow your robe, my ship is wet and needs to be dried off.
by Darth Fletch

Obi Wans Mouth, "a bah a bah bah". Obi Wans brain, "STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!! This is why I was telling Yoda that part of Jedi training needs to cover how to talk to good looking beings!!!!!"
by Darth Paul

Obi Wan thinks "I wonder if I could mak her fall in love with me by using a Jedi Mind Trick????"
by Darth Paul

Obi-wan deduced that the local sith lord had yet to perfect his choking technique
by jack-o

"What color is your cock, you white Nazi freak?"
by Nevertobe Posted

During a break in shooting: Ewen, "Yes, I know Eye of the Beholder wasn't very good, but it was a chance to work with Ashley Judd. And who are you to talk, I saw Roswell. What were you thinking?"
by Darth Spike


by

A grand army ehh? I bag to differ!
by Chris Seavor

My what a large neck you have!
by Chris Seavor

Taun We: I can knock your skinny ass down any day! Obi-Wan: Oh really i don't think you could on your luckeist day.
by Chris Seavor

Enter the hero of the story: Obi Wan Kenobi! (Fanfare, cheering) "Duuh....Hello."
by Long-Gon Jinn

Obi Wan, "Uh duh, um whoa, are there exceptions about the 'jedi can't love rule' when it envolves aliens?" Taun We, "Only from a certain point of veiw master jedi."
by Princess1

Obi Wan"how's life in the clouds?" Tall Guy"I dont appreciate your insulence" Obi Wan"What u gonna pull a laser thingy on me?" Tall Guy"......Maybe....."
by luke armstrong

Qui Gon: Does your whole speices have a long neck, or is it just in your family?
by DroidMaster

Is it true what they say about aliens with long necks?
by yendreck

Mind if I drip?
by HaHaRich!

alien: Bye!Jango is killing you on your mission. Obi-wan:what?!? alien:uh...I mean..Jango is willing you on you mission!!!Obi-wan:I knew what YOU said!! alien: ..............Arest him!!!!!!
by austintexis

"Your flight delayed too?"
by the slightly beige side of the Force

Ewan always knew he would regret going on Married by America, but he had no idea just how much.
by Evil the Cat

FOX hits a new low with it's latest reality series. "I'm a Celebrity Bachelor Who Wants to Marry a Computer Generated Character."
by Evil the Cat

Obi: "So Taun, I hear you and the humor editor from TF.N are hooking up?" Taun: "Me and that loser, please.....!"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

Obi-Wan thinks to himself *and people thinks she's hot??? What are those people smoking?!?!*
by Mara Jinn

Obi-Wan stares in awe - "Wow! You're neck is thinner than I thought -it looks like a toothpick! What were they thinking when they designed you??"
by Mara Jinn

How come Obi-Wan doesn't have a reflection and Taun We does??*GASP* Obi-Wan was the computer generated character!!
by Mara Jinn

"No kidding? Nairobi? Wow, I would have thought you were from soewhere with a little less sun. I'm genuinely surprised."
by Evil the Cat

"You know, if you wanted to cover up that giant skull-scar, there's this helmet in the frame above us that's just been sitting there for months...I'm not suggesting or anything, just offering options"
by Evil the Cat

Obi Wan: You know, some of my best friends are CGI...no really!!
by Java the Hutt

"...Are you an angel?"
by KRRouse

Dude... nice altitude....
by Captain Obvious

Wha?
by 2 foolish mortals who will not be posted

"Ya, I'm looking for a graduation gift for my kid and WWHHOOAAHH, MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU??!?!...Oh, god, I'm sorry, that was rude...um, I'll just go...so sorry..."
by Evil the Cat

"Duuuude, a walking talking stalk of corn...this Corellian peyote is OUTTA SIGHT!!"
by Evil the Cat

"Yeah, I really like the big windows and the cloning facility, but I think this house is a little out of my range. Can you show me something else?"
by Evil the Cat

"Huh. So that's what Lucas imagines his sperm looks like."
by Evil the Cat

"Yes, we need this clone army right away...the Iraqis have already set fire to 14 oil wells and killed one british trooper. We can hardly keep up with the 120-missile-a-day-quota. WE NEED MEN!!"
by Evil the Cat

"What I can't believe is that Star Wars has so many awesome inventions like lightsabers and starships, but no automatic-drying jackets like in Back to the Future II... what's the deal?"
by aaron

Anyone ever tell you you look like a taller, bluer, ET?
by Pseudonym

Obi Wan?:Who's traing who?
by Jango Fit

Obi-Wan: Wow Taun We! Your hair looks great ! You look 10 years younger!
by See-Thrupio

Taun We: One amazing night together and no phone call!? And you show up now?
by See-Thrupio


by erik

"You're probably right--I shouldn't leave the fighter unlocked."
by Zak_Arranda

Obi-Wan: "Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about the Addams family."
by Zak_Arranda

"NOW you tell me you got umbrellas?!"
by Zak_Arranda

"Mirror,mirror , on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
by Jen Csatari

They say it was love at first sight...
by Jen Csatari

OW: "Sorry, Nicole Kidman's not coming and I'm not singing in this movie."
by Zak_Arranda

Obi: I don't get it, I heard from all these Geeks that you were hot" Tuan We: I don't get it either
by Jabba's body double

what your asking me is simply out of the question...it's almost as bad as saying i'm not charming, good looking, incredibly intelligent, rugged and manly, or sexxy. Out of the question you blue freak.
by jen csatari

George Lucas decided to do his own version of Moulin Rouge with Taun Wei replacing Nicole Kidman.
by Jelp

O-W: "Of COURSE my hair always looks this nice."
by Zak_Arranda

IT TOOK YOU TWO HOURS JUST TO LEME IN YOU WOOKIE!!!
by Jake Mensalate

Obi: Tell me you didn't just say "Son"
by IonFizzle

Obi: You are ht. I don't know why, but YOU are hot. Those CG graphics, the flawless beuty that makes you look real.... Man, I just wanna kiss this blue screen because YOU are HOT!
by Fwiffo The Sane

"SO- I go back up the San Monica Freeway, and follow the 'Skywalker Ranch' exit signs.....
by Brian

Obi-Wan stares at the thing hanging from Tun-We's nose.
by ???????

"It was the strangest thing I'd ever seen!" - Taun We
by Nobody Important

I bring a message from some guy with a face- He wants to have a date....( I know. I am evil. Vader choke me for crying out loud)
by Brian

Hey
by Rowan

Obi-wan:"I can get you in the N.B.A!"
by Fluke Starbucker

Uh hi...Why your really tall, and your legs, oh my god so slender, I just wanna jump on you...
by IAMYODA

After this Obi-One never again went out on another blind date.
by Darth Steve.

"Explain again why you have a Quake II symbol on your door."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"If these clones were to attack something, what would you call it?" "Well, I guess you could call it an attack of the clones." "Cool."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Obi-one: "Is your neck that long or are you just happy to see me."
by Darth Steve.

"Did you see the finale of Farscape?" "Yeah, what a rip."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"Welcome, master Jedi. I am Taun We." "We what?" "He's on second."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

After hearing Lucas's proclamation that Jedi don't have to be celibate, Obi-Wan heads to the first girl on his list.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Obi wan: ?I found a list of forty-six cool things about being a clone, and I?ve come here to see how many are true.?
by Darth Pleakly

Taun We brings the term "necking" to a whole new level.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Species seperated by ten million years of evolution suddenly collides.
by Darth Steve.

When Taun We saw Obi-Wan, the fate of her heart was sealed. She was desperately in love. In that moment, you could almost hear the hearts of thousands of male fans breaking.
by not a boy

Obi-Wan, "could you point me to the bathroom, i've just got the most sudden uge to go"
by Darth Leia

Rock 'em Sock 'em Star Wars edition (featuring Force powers).
by mr_peanut

So i says to mace I says
by zamzok

Obi-Wan: I love the rain, it washes memories off the sidewalks.
by Winter_chili

And not before time! Did you intend to leave me standing on the doorstep all day? I'm drenched! ACHOO! Now look! I've gone and caught a sniffle.
by Paul

OB1: So, the rumors are true.... is that normal, or are you just happy to see me?"
by DarthJohn

TAUN WE: Nice approach, but did you have to take out our landing pad? OBI WAN: Landing pad?
by Inebriated Wyrm


by Inebriated Wyrm

TAUN WE: You Jedi just think you're so special that you can land anywhere you want, don't you? OBI WAN: I would make up a comeback to that, but I have no idea what the hell you are.
by Inebriated Wyrm

TAUN WE: I compliment you on your skill. It takes quite a pilot to land on the patio instead of in the hangar bay. OBI WAN: Hangar bay?
by Admiral Helmut Dark Lord of the Sixth

Obi-wan stares in disbelief as E.T.'s mom rears her ugly head to eat him alive
by rabid jawa

I fly thousands of light years in a small fighter, land on an open pad in a raging storm and get drenched, and you don't even have the decency to ask if I want to rest before meeting Lama Su?
by Admiral Helmut Dark Lord of the Sixth

Didn't I see you in Close Encounters of the fourth kind?
by Angel 17

obi: wanna date, hottie?
by the one who is not named except for-

y'know, sometimes those internet dating serveices reallY DO work out.
by the one who is not named except for-

I will probably get dissed for hating ms. We, but come ON. with that head-band thing it looks like she (?) just had a lobotomy.
by the one who is not named except for-

... and another thing, her NAME! I mean, Tuan We? who would want to be Mr. We? plus she problably smells of clone. (did you see ONE shower in that facility?)...
by the one who is not named except for-

TAUN WE: Ah, master jedi. You must be here to see the top secret clone army that will soon lay waste to all who oppose Chancellor Palpatine's regime. OBIWAN: Actually, I'm just looking for the can.
by Inebriated Wyrm

... also, her assets stink.
by the one who is not named except for-

Taun We: "Does this dress make my neck look too skinny?"
by DarthAndy1138

"Man, that series finale of Farscape sure did suck."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"Man, that series finale of Farscape sure did suck."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"WHY THE FRELL ISN'T THAT LANDING PAD COVERED?!?"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

All Obi could think about was golf clubs.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

They knew it was taboo...but how could passion be a crime?
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Daaayuuuummm!!!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Would you be interested in a subscription to Padwan Weekly?
by Son Of Jorel

Could you direct me to the way out?
by Son Of Jorel

My Padawan has turned to the Dark Side and is killing the last of the Jedi, could I hide out here for a while?
by Son Of Jorel

Are you SURE you don?t want to use ME as a cloning subject?
by Son Of Jorel

I will call him Mini-Obi.
by Son Of Jorel

Ewan?s co-star in Moulin Rouge II wasn?t quite what he expected.
by Son Of Jorel

Hey, I thought you need rings on your neck to make it that long....
by Yarniee

MY GIFT IS MY SONG! And this one's for you...
by Darth Zeidler

hey
by taylor spencer keith

Imagine what? A creature that's a cross between an alien grey and a giraffe? You realize that most people who see that kind of thing wear jackets that don't allow them to use their arms.
by Inebriated Wyrm

(George Lucas presents--_My Fair Lady_) "Now, Eliza, repeat after me: The rain-o on Kamino goes mainly down the drain-o."
by Captain EO

"Wow, both our names do have hyphens in them. Cool."
by grob

"My, what a big neck you have."
by grob

"For the last time, no I do not have any of those Thin Mints."
by grob

"So, uh........... What's up?"
by Venom

"You look like a green screen to me."
by Chad Evans

Hey baby, how aboout you and me go out and get us some blue milk..
by Randykin

"...I'm sorry, are you sure your name isn't Pez -something?"
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

Obi-Wan: ''Might I use a bathroom?''
by Sean

"I'm sorry sir we do not have a Jedi cloak in size 36"
by Sith Lord Moore

Taun We: Your a little short to be a jedi.
by F. Sharkey

I thought that creature from Signs was freaky enough!
by joe shmo

TAUN WE: I've been expecting you.
by Qui_Gon_Jim

Now you leme in, you two armed, big necked, BLUE THING!!!!!
by

Obi-Wan, Wow, just like in the magazines...
by Qui_Gon_Jim

Obi, I am your Father, (obi)NOOOOOOO
by Joe Shmoe

I Will Not Do IT WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!
by FRICKAR

I Will Not Do IT WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! THATS FINAL!!!!!
by FRICKAR

Do IT
by FRICKAR

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by FRICKAR

You look like a giraff
by Kevin

Whoa... i ain't seen nothing more beutiful than u sweet thang
by billy bob

Obi-Wan: "So it never rains, but it pours, huh?"
by Rurouni Jedi

Obi-Wan furiously thinks to himself, "There is no passion, there is serenity! There is no passion, there is serenity!"
by Rurouni Jedi

Obi Wan unsuccessfully tries to use Anakins famous pick up line "are you an angel"
by spdaddy

Obi-Wan: So is it hard for you to find scarves?
by Rurouni Jedi

Obi-Wan: What? Haven't you ever seen a soaked Jedi before?
by Admiral Helmut, Dark Lord of the Sixth

Obi-Wan: Fill her up regular.
by Paudvik

"Wet enough for ya?"
by Porto John

Be sure not to get wet now won't you?
by Paul D

"What! Only paying customers can use the restroom!"
by Nate Spears

Necklaces? For you? Do I look like a member of the Banking Clan or the Commerce Guild? No way!
by Sytass

"So.... How did you get your neck like that?"
by Lord Russell

" Hello, would you like to be closer to Jesus, Join the Jahvah's Witnesses."
by Tyler Guidish

your a little short for a jedi aren't you?
by RamMan

Obi-you look familiar, wait your Miss September of 91! Tain-I was young and needed the money
by RamMan

thats why Qui-Gon came here so often
by RamMan

ahhhh.....what the f**k, its an alien!!!!
by ante valente

Did you by chance steal all the water from Tatooine or something?!
by Obi-Fan Kenobi

"Whoa...You ARE hot!"
by Katelyn

Quit joking, I know I'm not on Tatooine!
by Jedigrandmaster

"Have you ever considered building an HANGAR so you can land and exit your ship without the F*%&$ RAIN ???
by Wili

"Hey, I know you! You are that guy from Rosswell, aren't you?"
by Wili

"You did an excelent work. With the thosand clones of Chris Hannel working together, TFN Humor is now correctly updated
by Wili

Was your mom my chance a giraffe?
by lightinthesaber

Obi Wan:"You surely use a very big pillow, don't you?"
by Wili

Obi Wan: "Wow. I have participated in lots of staring competitions, and i never have found an oponent as thougth as you." Taun We: "The lack of eyelids helps."
by Wili

Obi Wan: "Who can anyone find you atractive?" Taun We: "Some like tall girls."
by Wili

"Do you have a towel?"
by Wili

Obi-Wan: Whoa, that Q-Tip is talking to me....I've gotta lay off the late-night pizzas.
by Joanna

You've grown, too --- grown more beautiful --- for a pachycephalosaurus, I mean
by

Obi Wan: "So you are going to give me an army of invincible clones without even asking who I am?" Taun We: "Of course not! The are not invincible at all!"
by Wili

You've grown, too . . . grown more beautiful . . . for a pachycephalosaurus, I mean
by Chief Inspector

Obi Wan: "Ok, this joke has gone to far. Open the door."
by Wili

Obi Wan: "Owww. My neck is starting to hurt"
by Wili

"Someone get Wili from the computer! Who many captions is he going to send?"
by Wili

All your neck are belong to us.
by Chadra-fan


by

AH AH AH, You know you have a stick in your neck?
by Peter

Grandma Taun We, what a big neck you have!
by Ben

My master has been expectiong you.
by Peter

Taun We: "Phone home... Phone home."
by Lightsaber.

Taun We: "I am the ghost from Jedi's past..."
by Lightsaber.

"Oh, and by the way, seen any blue armor clad bounty hunters running around the facility?"
by Darth Serious

"With a neck like that, you could make quite a living for yourself..."
by Lightofdarkness

A rare image from Lucas' remake of his 1971 film, "THX 1138" with Obi Wan Kanobi, produce (then shelved) shortly after the Star Wars Christmas special
by skywalker_5

B-A-T-H-R-O-O-M. Dammit, does someone here speak basic?!
by um

If you were Natalie Portman you could make out with yourself... um.. what was the question?
by Bri

"Suddenly Obi wan was struck with a feeling, a feeling that left him confused, and frightened, but not totally unhappy."
by RU ARTOO?

Obi wan silently wonders to himself: "Do I 'go' for skull faced chicks?"
by Darth Starkiller

Thinking of Anikin's old standby Obi wan unfortunetly tries the line: "Are you an angel?"
by RU ARTOO?

WOW! Smurfs really look different in a galaxy far, far, away.
by RU ARTOO?

And thus began the race known as E.T.
by BruteForce411

now why did u pull when you had your head stuck in the fence!!
by pnuter

You seriously waited right here by this door for ten years?
by M Chiz

This won't require any anal probing,yes...?
by Jen Csatari

Hey! I know you! Your that guy...from that movie! Your neck's so much longer in person...You know what they say about long necks...*wink wink*
by Jen Csatari

Love what you've done with the place...
by Jen Csatari

Do you have the distinct feeling we're being watched?........
by Jen Csatari

I spy ...with my eye..something blue and long!
by Jen Csatari

what the hell is wrong with your neck?
by dave

Look into my eyes.. you are getting sleepy...
by RPM

Hi there. I'm from the Jedi Council of Coruscant, and I'd like to talk to you about The Force. Have you by chance read our pamplets?
by ComicKook

Of all the jails and all the cells in the galaxy, they had to go and stick me with you.
by Michael Williams

"Mrs. Taun We, now may not be a good time to tell you this, but your skirt's tucked into your pantyhose..."
by Kenya Starflight

Obi Wan Singing: "Seasons may change, winter to spring, But I love you until the end of time. Come what may! Come what may! I will love you until my dying day..."
by Dath Pleakly

Where are your ears?
by Angel 17

Obi-Wan: "Did I just walk onto the set of 'Fire In The Sky'?".
by JediOverlord

obi1: looks like you gotta screw you're head on tighter there!
by blah :)

obi1: Do you really think Lobot said that?
by blah :)

Yes, Jedi's nipples show through wet clothes, just like everyone elses!
by 006 rules

So, did you get ET's phone call or what?
by blue_naboo

Ah! It's a giant ear swab!
by Boba's Only Homie

Ah! It's a giant cotten swab!
by Boba's Only Homie

Taun We: We've been expecting you Obi-Wan: Uhh...well i figured...i mean...i sent you guys a message when i came in system
by Spiffy Keen

Anyone else tempted to say "E.T. Phone home" ??
by Miana Kenobi

Have you got a Q-tip?
by JmJeff

Applechuncks and Bubble-tush discuss the falling stockmarket
by Brian Barnes

Really? The President's private landing platform? Well I didn't see a sign or anything...
by JmJeff

OBI-WAN:
by JmJeff

TAUN WE:
by JmJeff

OBI-WAN:
by JmJeff

TAUN WE: Congratulations, Master Jedi. You have passed the traditional Kaminoan Staring Contest. Please follow me.
by JmJeff

Man, I really need like a parka or something. These robes have no insulation whatsoever... I'm gonna get a cold now, I just know it.
by JmJeff

Hello, my name is Taun We. It means "One whose neck resembles a barber-shop pole."
by JmJeff

So you're telling me that in the last ten years, NOT ONE of you have ever been to Coruscant? Geez, and I thought Anakin was a loner.
by JmJeff

well hello there little hobbit.
by dilys

"Welcome to the Blue Oyster, Jedi Master". DUnno what I am referring to? Watch police Academy.
by Darth Tarak

Obi-Wan: Please, spare change?
by Jagged Conscience

"Hey, forget cloning an army, what we need is a new Humour Editor that can update the site!"
by 2000AD

Autumn: And tell Master Lucas, his order of flannel will be in on time.
by Joe Shmoe

Obi-Wan: By the Force, how does your neck stay straight?
by Jade's Fire2003

Obi Wan:"Marry me!"
by Jedi_Boricua

"what do you mean 'am i an angel???'"
by leah


by joshuabetchy

Taun We: "You're wet." Obi-Wan: "Yes... it's raining. [pause] Do you mind if I use your phone?"
by SagaMasterXK

Obi-Wan: "So... how about that weather?"
by SagaMasterXK

Obi-Wan: "If this place doesn't have central heating, your sales pitch isn't going to get you anywhere." Taun We: "We have central heating." Obi-Wan: "I'm sold."
by SagaMasterXK

Without my glasses you look alot like the bounty hunter I'm after
by MonJoe

Is that real neck?
by D.M

Could you move your head to the left? The glare off your head is killing my eyes...
by Obi-Gimp

Obi-Wan: Wow, you're tall.
by TheMagicBagel

OBI-WAN: Let me get this straight...Star Wars geeks think YOU'RE sexy?
by Evan Talbott (ratmankey)

Hello, Clarice. Oh, wait, she was short...
by Obi-Fan Kenobi

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by Man it's cold here

Now your just a sexy one...
by IAMYODA

Now you're just a sexy one...
by IAMYODA

Taaaauuuuuun Weeeeee... hehe
by 83rd clone

I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow pan handling here.
by Desperado

"Master Kenobi, the clones -" "Say, you look just like that woman from 'Lilo and Stitch'! Anyway, keep going."
by Darth Finklebert

"... oh, and Master Yoda wants to know if he can date you."
by Nemesis

hey are you related to e.t.?
by seth

Aren't you a little tall for a stormtrooper maker
by D. Arthur Sidious

Welcome to Kamino Palace, Master Jedi, will you be using cash or credit?
by PeeJay

Gimme a sec, I'm sure I can relate this to "pull my finger" somehow...
by Evan Talbott (ratmankey)

so...many visitors complain about neck problems?
by DeAtH-PaINs

Is that a long neck on your body or are you just happy to see me?
by Evan Talbott (ratmankey)

Obi-wan: What are you, a giraffe? Kamino: What's a giraffe?
by Countess

George Lucas takes on ET: Episode 2, Attack of the long neck aliens...
by Peter Tutham

What you mean this isn't Disney World
by Homer J Simpson

now i'll ask you one more time, go out on that platform and strip for me or i'm leaving right now!
by jizzoey

am i sitting down or are you that much taller than me?
by jizzoey

wow, i think i just figured out what that long necked guy on the council is!
by jizzoey

Obi-Wan "Wow your digital body look almost real!" Taun We "Wow your digital beard looks almost real!"
by Mavverick4101

We are the 3 trillion amigos!
by Ganon

DAMN! And I thought ET's neck was long!
by BobaFett_Clone_Guy

"Why Grandma, what a big neck you have!"
by Tiny-Wan Kenobi

(Obi) "I'd like a Cappuccino to go"
by Day Vader

I'm honored, but I think I'm busy this Saturday night.
by fett freak

Obi: Are you an Angel? Taun: Knock off the stale pickup lines, twit.
by Brian

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
by kin

You got your neck stuck in the noodle press again!?
by Sean Faherty

At this moment words fail him
by kin

"I don't care WHO'S on the phone, I told you never to disturb me while I'm in the sauna."
by trinity

O.K. I just don't get the whole Taun We thing, I much prefer Obi Wan. That might be 'cause I'm a 14 year old Girl.
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

But then, I think Anikan is as ugly as he is annoying.
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

Thats Just Dirty
by LoLo HoHO

And I think that LOTR is the superior Force.
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

Hey! Who just tried to Force backhand me?
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

C'mon, the pun wasn't *that* bad, was it?
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

Or was it the 'LOTR is superior' bit?
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

Yup, that was it. Somebody tried their Force powers on me again.
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

I wonder why Taun We looks like she has a bandage around her neck.
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

I wonder if I'll get any of these submissions posted.
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

I should probably finish my homework.
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

I'm not gonna though.
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

Sick of Anikin having all of the romantic limelight, Ewan makes some on-set script arrangements.... "So, baby...you ever seen one of these storms from space? I've got a cozy little ship and uh..."
by trinity

(TW) "Welcome to our cloning facility. How may I service you?" (OWK) "homminahomminahomminahomminahommina..."
by Evil the Cat

WADDAYA MEAN I'M THE WEAKEST LINK??
by trinity

Why does SW only have planets of absolutes. I mean, dessert planet (or is that desert?), forest moon, peace and space dust planet, water world.
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

(OWK, Thinking:) "She's beautiful...say something smart." (OUT LOUD) "I fell on my bottom..." (THINKING) "D'OH!!"
by Homer J. Plagiarist

"Yes, I have a reservation under the name of Sir Alec Guinness." (TW) "BUt Sir, I believe mr. Guinness is deceased..." (OWK) "YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR?!?!? I'M OBI-WAN, DAMMIT!!!"
by Evil the Cat

O.k. I suddenly realised that I don't think I've mentioned how amazingly BETTER LOTR is compared to your puny attempt of a saga. Ha ha ha!
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

"I'm sorry, sir, but restrooms are for paying customers only."
by trinity

Vigo kicked butt with less than one day of training. So ha. (as you can tell I missed the LOTR better than SW list)
by LOTR fan RETURNS!

I find your exposed veins disturbing.
by Evil the Cat

Obi Wan couldn't believe he'd been asked to Hugh Heffner's rainforest palace, or that he was told to pack only a lightsaber and speedo. But most of all, he couldn't believe Ms July answered the door.
by Evil the Cat

No, honey, the dress doesn't make you look fat--can we go now?"
by trinity

Obi Wan, who had a the keen investigative talent only a Jedi could possess, was almost insulted to hear Weird Al's "I Think I'm A Clone Now" on the Muzak.
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "Hey, baby, you got a sister??" (TW) "Well, no, but I do have 2400 exact replicas...why do you ask?" (OWK) "WOOOO HOOOO!!!!...Um, I mean...no reason..."
by Evil the Cat

"Welcome to Planet Anthrax...we are all young, buxom virgins, all between 16 and 19 and a half..." (OWK) "Well, maybe I can stay just a little longer..."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "You don't suppose Evil the Cat has wasted too much time at work shirking his responsibilities just to write captions for a contest in which there is no prize, do you?" (TW) "Naaaahhhhh...."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "This isn't my real job, y'know. I won't be delivering pizzas forever. I'm gonna be a JEDI!! YA!! That's RIGHT!! So don't drop that sanctimony on ME!!"
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "Hey baby, you know that dude named Darth Maul?...I kicked his ass...yup...whaddya think about that?"
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "MMYYYY GIFT IS MYY SOONNNGGGG......And this one's for yooouuuu..."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "...And you can tell everybody..."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "...that this is your song..."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "I hope you don't mind...i hope you don't mind..."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "...that I put down in woooorrdddss....."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "...How wonderful life is....."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "...Now you're in the wooorrrlllld."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "Nicole!! What the hell happened??!?! You're so much paler, and a full foot SHORTER!!"
by Evil the Cat

HOOOOOOO-WEEEEE!!! Tall drink o' water, ain'cha?
by John the Enforcer

Obi- "Looks like you got a mighty big hickey there on your neck Taun!"
by Jedi Duritz

You wanna know somthin taun we? "what?" It's raining.........................
by Lord Disgusting

Have you ever thought about Rogain?
by Donnie Barnes

Taun-we: Where have you been?! I worried my tiny head off! Your curfew is ten O'clock, you are ten Years late! and further more...
by Baggins

Obi-Wan: oh my you have a peculiar head...
by Emily

Did you know that you have a giant bald spot?
by Garth Mall

"Did you know that we Kaminoan can see in ultraviolet light?" "That's EU." "It was in the Episode II Visual Dictionary, that's canon, right?" Taun We unknowing starts another canon debate.
by Stormy

"What happens if I pull on your neck?"
by Obi

All Taun We could think about was much she hated beards.
by Obi

No, my stay was not enjoyable! And another thing, why do you have the landing platforms so far from the door, there are alot of people who don't like being wet!
by Tusken Vader

"Scully, you there?..."
by Evil the Cat

"My god! You have the lumpiest little head I have ever seen!"
by jon jon the robotron

What, are you going to bleed over me?
by outlando

what do you mean, the wet head is dead
by JediGean

"Clones? When the door opened like that, I thought this was a grocery store."
by Nobody Important

"so you say this army... woa, has anyone ever told you that you have a REALLY long neck?"
by me

I don't like rain...it's smooth, and wet, and cold, and it gets everywhere!
by Padawan Providence

Women of every species like to see Obi-Wan wet.
by Master Maverick

now give me 46 good reasons i would want a clone army
by beckers

a clone army? i bet you cant name 46 cool things about being a clone.
by beckers

no way--i've got an uncle named taun we, too.
by bruce springsteeen

"Do you validate parking?"
by Master Aero

Kaminoan: "Master Jedi." Obi Wan:
by Master Aero

Kaminoan: "Master Jedi." Obi Wan: "No you're not..I've seen him...good looking fellow about my height"
by Master Aero

Oh.. hello Taun We! Uh.. where was I last night? Why I was having a couple of drinks at the Coruscant Club and I-- what do you mean why didn't I come home last night?!?!?!
by http://mike.now.nu

Is your neck always that long, or are you just happy to see me?
by jedimasterjosh

Welcome To Miami! Oh, don't worry. It's just hurricane season.
by jwhaler82

Whoops, more than 2 words
by Coleman's Legacy

Woops, wrong caption. SEE TOP 46
by Coleman's Legacy

One of the few times in a Jedi's life when he finds himself in need of emergency pants.
by Inebriated Wyrm

TAUN WE: Greetings master Jedi. We've been expecting you. OBI-WAN: You have? I just stopped here cause I was low on gas and this was the closest place I could find.
by Admiral Helmut Dark Lord of the Sixth

Hi, where's your bathroom?
by Dark Trooper

Uh yeah - you sure something will be added later, Geroge?
by Jedi-Jaina-Solo

OBI-WAN: Greetings, I was sent to check in on the progress of the clone army. TAUN WE: I'm sorry, they're not ready yet. We need 8-10 more years.
by Admiral Helmut Dark Lord of the Sixth

"Congrats on your Oscar, Ms. Kidman."
by Darth Buckeye

Obi-Wan: "So, do you think it'll rain today?"
by Darth Buckeye

Taun We: Master Jedi Your All Wet
by ksmith

"My Master, Ya that's the ticket"
by langford

sound: ~fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap squirt~ Would've been better without Obi-Wan...
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

So.....what's with the neck?
by jonnieb

Master Poof? Is that you? Where are your robes?
by Kelsith

Please Mr. Kenobi, stop staring at my neck.
by Longneck

so......real......
by dan 'o' destruction

"are you one of Jar Jar's relatives...are you sure?"
by Jedi Gal

"I'm here from Smash Hits to Interview you!"
by darth idiot

Ewan, you're trying to dig up a date with her? oh, Lando and Han are gonna be FURIOUS!!!
by Son of a bantha

Obi-Wan- "Crap, i locked the keys in the Delta-7!!!!! maybe i can get a ride from jango...."
by JediKaputski77

Does that smoking patch really work for you, Taun?
by Danny77573

Is this where you have to go to get your caption on TFN Humour?
by AM1

you're...you are... you...you...you are tall
by IAMYODA

Obi-Wan: Why'd you take my cheese curls?!
by Sarah Stralka

"Do you have a towel?"
by Keith

Ewan McGregor is speechless after walking into a convention room with Taun We and getting completely covered in fanboy drool.
by Keith

The honeymoon was soon over for Taun and Obi-Wan, and she left him in the rain.
by Lau-ra

"Look, I'm really sorry. No, I don't have reservations, and yes I will wipe my feet next time."
by Wu Di Shai

hi, i'm joseph, my wife's having a baby, i was wondering if you had any vacancies?
by georgie girl

"How you get so big, living in weather like this?"
by The Great Zamboni

Where did it go?! I parked it right outside!
by Wu Di Shai

"So you haven't seen this guy? Well, I guess I'll just be going then."
by Wu Di Shai

it may be fashionable, but Obi-Wan decides not to have a neck-job.
by Wu Di Shai

Silence ensues as Ewan forgets his lines while looking at nothing.
by Wu Di Shai

(Obi-Wan thinking to self): *my god, look at that ZIT!*
by Wu Di Shai

Lama Su: "Gag reflex? Why do you ask?"
by Ken Benobi

OBIWAN: Did I mention I love tall women? TAUNWE: No. OBIWAN: That's because I don't. Get out of my sight freak. TAUNWE: I am not an animal, I am a human being! OBIWAN: No you're not!
by Mark Rosenthal

Welckome to kamino. I,am Taun We. How may I take your order?
by Nicole

Do I see a cheesy love scene coming? Oh dear....
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

"Hi, I'm Obi-Wan, and I'm working my way through the Jedi Academy by selling these cookies here...would you be interested in buying a box?"
by trinity

How the freaky Taun-We fans wanted "Moulin Rouge" to be casted.
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

Surrender or i'll turn you into mince meat with my lightsaber!!!
by TheLegendaryChosenOne

Smile, Master Jedi! You're on candid camera!
by Long-Gon Jinn

No this is my own bath robe..
by Hapoo Fett

Tan We: Are You expected? ObiWan (as Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in The ark of the covenant):This is a castle, right? There are tapsetries? Aren't there?
by TKmark

Obi wan "Could I get some warm blue milk? - I'm freezing here."
by Jedi-pold

JediGavin
by duH.........

JediGavin
by What do you mean, "exact change"?

Obi Wan: Honey! I'm home! Taun We: There you are, you good for nothing Jedi! The kids have been crying all day, and do you know how long it takes to change 500,000 dirty diapers?!?
by The Guy With The Face

Obi Wan: Take me to your leader! Taun We: Did the universe suddenly turn upside-down?
by The Guy With The Face

Obi Wan: So... Are the clones artificially grown, or are they- Taun We: No. Before you even ask, no.
by The Guy With The Face

may I offer you a "towel"
by Wook

Obi-Wan is speechless with 'neck envy'
by chris

Obi-Wan: I can see now why you are cloners.
by snowdog83

Obi: Yeah. I saw Close Encounters of the Third Kind. But seriously now, what part does Aurra Sing play in this trilogy?
by Jerry Only

Obiwan: "...then i told Yoda 'If you dont shut your yapper im going to kick you in the head until you start talking like normal people talk' "
by Dave Vanian

Obi-Wan: "Yeah, Padme is hot but i like em tall and harry"
by Doyle

Obi Wan "Why grandma, what a long neck you have!" Tall Creature"All the better to read your mind ERRRR......I mean all the better to see your lovely hair"
by Luke Armstrong

I'm sorry, but I always wanted to say "E.T. Phone home".
by Gamingboy

UH OH, SPAGHETTIOS!!!!!!!!!
by Malpher

Dracula say, "Poop on you, foo!"
by Malpher

"Is there something bothering you, Master Jedi?" "No, no, not at all, it's just your large neck, and that huge cranium, it just....(makes cat purring noise...)"
by Donkus

The fearless Jedi Knight, powerful with The Force and imperically wise concerning the Sith, suddenly realized he was staring at an 5' 10" Australian actress in a tall baseball cap. Now what?
by The Jedi Master Tailor

I wanna learn the ways of the Fart and become a Farter like my father...
by Malpher

I still don't see how Lama Su is that hot. :-|
by Grand Admiral Jaxx

It's wet out side!
by Joe

"I'm sorry, I just don't see why all the fan boys are attracted to you"
by Crazybirdman@aol

(waving hand) You will take me to the TFN humor editor.
by Montigera

Obi: "Look into my eyes... your getting sleeeeppppppyy"
by JediKnight754

Taun We: The clone wars will be the War To End All Wars." Obi Wan: "But what if it rains?" Taun We: "Then it'll be held indoors."
by Darth Bloke

Obi Wan: "CandyGram for Mr. Mongo!"
by Darth Bloke

Hey, didn't you have a bit part in Close Encounters? Talk about a long time between gigs.
by Darth Insidious

Obi-Wan: Hello I'm selling Jedi Scout cookies would you like to buy some? Taun We: Do you have Ewok Crunch?
by Zach

Scene from Moulin Rouge 2: Special Edition
by doggans

Always knowing what the other clones are thinking....
by Cloneboy3

"Did you get wet with the rain Mr. Kenobi?" Obi-wan: "No...ahh.... I'm just sweeding"....(you moron!!)
by Dart Obi

Obi-Wan: "What the f.... happens to you? You looks like Michael Jackson without hair!!!!"
by Dart Obi

Obi-wan:You look familiar......Ah! I remember! You're that freaky dude I acted with "Star Wars:Episode 2 Attack of the Clones".
by Darth Raptor

obi:i lost my phone number, can i have yours taun we:okay...hang on a second obi:hee hee
by corillian princess

This Line going across my head? Oh no, it's just the CGI...
by

"And I was just saying to myself that i needed a q-tip cause my ears are wet."
by Ryan Sullivan

E.T. go home...
by gabbie

wow... he's eracted!
by gabbie

Ewan: Wait a second...I'm not Jude Law...how the hell did I end up on the A.I. set?!
by Spudster

After hearing he may not be in Episode III Obi-wan tried his hand as a door to door salesman "Can I interest you in a lightsaber maybe? 15 credits! No? ok I've got an R2 unit round here somewhere...."
by Darth Brooks

Sorry TFN you set yourself up *again*
by STONE

OBI-WAN: You're gonna probe me, aren't you?
by Inebriated Wyrm

[Obi Wan waves his hand, summoning the Force] "You will build a canopy over your docking area." [Alien complies with...] "Of course Master Jedi, we would be happy to build a canopy."
by kettch

Taun: I know how every body at TFN lusts after me and all, but I have a confession Obi. I'm gay. SW Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Zippy the Magic Elf

Hmmm...... pasty white skin, frail physique..... so this is what computer geeks will look like in the next century!
by Inebriated Wyrm


by

Obi-Wan: ....drools.....
by JulieGreenleaf

Without using his arms, Obi-Wan wins the rock-em, sock-em, Jedi battle.
by Lantern

3 hours later, taun we is getting upset at this Jedi just staring at her for her good looks.... she really doesn't get it either.
by JulieGreenleaf

"Eyes up here! Up HERE! Keep going... UP HERE!"
by Darth Bob

i'm jedi obi-wan keno--WOW YOU'VE GOT A HUGE NECK!
by georgie girl

Obi:-:> "Yeah I'm short.. what does it matter?"
by Silvius.

No, no, no....you ordered anchovies...and I WAS here in under 30 minutes...
by FlipDog

-How's the weather down there, Obi-wan?
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

What do you bloody DO to make all those geeks so crazy about you?!
by Only-Wan Cohone

Whaddya mean, I can't buy an umbrella?
by Darth Sillious

"Hello, Miss Taun We, I'm the Jedi sent to inspect your clones... um, did you drop your wig?"
by Kenya Starflight

So what merchandise have you got for me today Jedi Knight???
by Starwars lover!!!

OBI-WAN: Hmmm..... wet environment, freakishly tall people...... I don't see the big floppy ears though. Please tell me you speak proper english.
by Inebriated Wyrm

OBI-WAN: Oh, yes. Meet Lama Su.....right. (must.....resist urge.....to.....poke......giant eyeball....)
by Inebriated Wyrm

TAUN WE: You look rather dazed. Are you lost? OBI-WAN: No no. I'm just drunk.
by Inebriated Wyrm

Dude, like whats wrong with your neck???
by Emperor_Kahoona

where the hell did you go!?
by Darthy

OBI-WAN: (waving hand) You will take me to your leader. TAUN WE: I will take you to my leader. OBI-WAN: Right after you take me to your bathroom.
by Inebriated Wyrm

What happened to your neck?? Did it get run over by a steam roller??
by Lord helmet

No, No you idiot I told you the last time I was here I can't us the force push as an umbrella .
by Kris Samudio

"Uhhhhh, I come from the Senate *giggle*, and I, uh, *chortle* bring questionings...*chuckle*, for one, "HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO EVOLVE FROM A GIRAFFE?" *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
by Venom

Obi-Wan sat there, confounded by the inability to think of the name for that African tribe that liked wearing rings around their neck to elongage them.
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

Huh...I wonder how long it takes these people to neck in the back seat of a landspeeder?
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

"Yes, I'm here to see your neck--I mean, governor. Is he available to neck with me--I mean, SPEAK with me? Neck...neckneckneckneck--I'm sorry! I just can't help staring at that huge, skinny neck!!"
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

How many times have I told you not to play in the rain? But mom, it never STOPS raining!
by aiasadan

TW: Aren't you a little short for a Jedi?
by snowdog83

Obi-Wan: And then I said, "That's not a lobster, sir, that's my Padawan!"
by Darth Gammon

Fill er up!
by Adam Keen

now if i make a left at the light exactly how far is it to a long time ago in a galaxy far far aay
by orion

-Taun We, damn you're sexy...
by Darth Emo

Oh
by Teh Doode

My
by Teh Doode

Gosh
by Teh Doode

!
by Teh Doode

Can I have your autograph?!"
by Teh Doode

TAUN WE: What DO you wear under that robe? OBI WAN: I'm Scottish...that's all I'm gonna say.
by Mark Rosenthal

suck balls
by mohamad

Say, you wanna get some nerfburgers and hit the clubs? Aw, come on, whaddya mean you're going out with Jango Fett?
by Nemesis

Obi-Wan looked Taun We up and down, or should that be up and further up?
by Nemesis

"You must be so bad at limbo. I mean, you'd even lose to Anakin Skywalker."
by Nemesis

Obi-Wan; You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Taun We: And you are the shortest. Obi-Wan (thinking): *She likes me! I just know it!* Taun We (thinking): *nice bald spot, dweeb!*
by Nym

"I'm sorry the bathroom is for paying customer only."
by Star Wars Nostradamus

"My gift is my so-o-ong... and this one's for you....."
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

-"Excuse me, my ship broke down, and I was wondering if I could use your phone." -"Of course, My name's Tan We, but you can call me Leatherface."
by SirNi

Yes, we do have rooms, and won't mother be pleased to know that we have visitors.
by SirNi

"Weren't you just out in the rain?" "Indeed I was." "Then how come your robe's dry?" ".....digital magic?"
by Skaiwalkuh

Obi was reminded of story time at the temple: "So one day the baby elephant went down to the great gray greasy green Limpopo river to get a drink..."
by Skaiwalkuh

Taun We: "Welcome to NorthWest Airlines. Flight 203 departs Seattle in 15 minutes. Please proceed to gate 12."
by Skaiwalkuh

lordoftheringsfan
by THATS NOT FAIR

"Say, aren't you a little short for a jedi?"
by The Red Legionnarie

Some fat weird lookin guy told me about this place, say, you got any cigarettes?
by Chad_Linn

You cloned how many Twi'Lek Prostitues??!!!
by Mark

Taun We, ever since I met you, I can't take my mind off you. I love you, Taun We. Will you marry me?
by Jason Tovey

You try talking to things that aren't really there!
by Jedi Tim

Obi-Wan: "Oh, pardon me, I must have stumbled into A.I."
by Cable77

"Your steam bath and massage will be ready shortly, sir.
by Captain Oliver Hazzard Perry

Obi-Wan: "What do you mean there's no 'valet parking?!!'"
by Cable77

Obi-Wan: "Password? Aw hell..."
by Cable77

Taun We: "...and now you'll pay for that 'lesser lifeforms' comment from the first movie!!"
by Cable77

Taun We: (concentrating really hard) "um...'this isn't the cloning facility you're looking for.'" Obi-Wan: "nice try."
by Cable77

Can I borrow a towel, my car just hit a waterbuffalo
by Capt Tommy

"Got too close to Willy Wonka's taffy pulling machine again, eh?"
by Allison

Oh, boy. The humor guy really set himself up for this one. We know what half of the submissions are going to be like. . .
by Dr. Yoda

ObiWan: Oh! Is this not the Motel 8?
by Mandy

I'd like to go have a swim if you don't mind...
by Seth J.

Next time warn me before you sneeze?
by Mike LaVaque


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I'm sorry. I thought I was in episode 2, not Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
by Jeff E.

Just how long does it take to shave those legs?
by Dooku_Is_God

Two cheese pizzas with womp rats. The total is 15 republic credits.
by Paul Lipski

"Taun, you've got a lot of guts, showing up in the Humor section. You KNOW what kind of nutcases hang out here. And you know how they feel about you."
by Y-Wing Ace

Hey, could you spare a few Galactic Credits?
by Steve Fronczek

Remind me not to go to your chiropractor.
by Jean Williams

This is the biggest Car Wash I have seen in the Galaxy
by Jedi Mejia

My grandma what a long neck you've got
by jeffbee13

Taun We "It's one of the beeeach boy's we've been expecting you. Won't you sing that song that starts Geonosis, Kamino, baby why don't we go see attack of the clones.
by QuiGonTim

Hey , how you doing!?
by Darth MacPhisto

Obi: Damn! You got a big neck!
by THESITHWHOSHAGGEDYOU

If a million poets tried for a million years, they still couldn't describe but three eighths of her beauty.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

pardon me young jedi, but it seems i've accidentally swallowed my bong......
by JediBravo

Obi-Wan: Dudette... is that, like, a lobotomy scar around your skull or what?
by Not been posted since caption 57 chris

"Clone Army? hey look, buddy, do i look that stupid to you? i know what you people are REALLY clonin' on this soakin' wet planet, and i'm here to confiscate every bootleg copy of Episode II!
by Leia Girl

Taun We: George says that you're paycheck is worth a canadian dollar Obi-Wan: WHAT?!?!?!?
by LFS

Obi Wan:"Is this the Taun We's Kaminion take-a-way"
by

so you're the one responsible for this?
by jedi_michele

"Sir, if you would mind drying off before you came in... We just got new linolium."
by Gali

Do you have a Towel please ?
by Johnny

~Rocky Horror Music~ Obi: "Excuse me, my speeder seems to have broken down and its raining. I was wondering if I might use the phone..." Taun We: "Of course, WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!!" (Evil laugh)
by ObiRulesKenobi

Excuse me, Where is your Bathroom?
by MasterJedi78

Ewan's thinking, "What the "F" am I doing a scene with? I was in 'Trainspotting'. I started off having a respectable career and now I'm only a decade,at best, away from appearing at car shows..."
by bunnyfett

You're Awfully tall for a stormtrooper...i mean....never mind.
by Andy

We're sorry, all members of the Grateful Dead have been asked to wait out in the rain...and no, you're not seeing me because you're on acid....
by Daga Syndo

fuck fuck fuck
by fuck

Insulted, Obi-Wan replied, "I've seen longer!"
by EmperorLuke69

So, seeing how I evolved from an ape, did you evolve from a giraffe?
by Justin Patchett

I am sorry Master jedi, but you must be this tall to visit the Clones!
by EmperorLuke69

Obi-Why hello Master Poof hows the new job coming? Taun We: Quiet you fool ! You want to ruin the plot for Episode 3?
by Yodaminch

Another Short Jedi. I swear, I'm never going on a blind date again!
by SNAFU

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
by Anonymous


by

OBIWAN: What the hell is Lucas smoking?!
by Godfada

Hello, Nurse. I'm here for my neck-stretching appointment.
by Alex


by

Obi Wan was most disappointed to be greeted by Taun We's less popular and attractive sister, Taun Wanakin.
by Evil the Cat

Obi-
by DeJade_Vu

Can't hiunk of anything...only though in my mind is Leia, Han, or Amidala yelling "Yippee!"....disturbing...
by Evil the Cat

Still thinking of the anakins..."As punishment for your stubbornness, we have decided to test our weapon on your home planet of Alderaan." (Organakin) "YIPPEEE!!!!"
by Evil the Cat

"I left my droid in the rain? I don't recall ever owning a droid before."
by Ben's Droid

Still thinking of the anakins..."Master Jinn, I've heard Yoda talking about Bevery Hills. I've been wondering...what is a facelift?"
by Evil the Cat

Mace Windu laughs silently as he sees a confused Obi-Wan meeting his blind date.
by DeJade_Vu

Still thinking of the anakins..."Face Off 2: Hollywood Is Running Out Of Ideas"
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "Did you see the work Anakin had done? He's sexy as hell now!!" (TW) "Master Jedi, you MUST get me the number of his surgeon." (Goooo Amadalakin!)
by Evil the Cat

Upon meeting Taun We, Obi-Wan became concious of the waxy build-up in his ears.
by Ben's Droid

"Yes, a table for 2 please...my gender-confused apprentice Amadalakin will be along shortly."
by Evil the Cat

"...you'll be able to recognize him by his enourmous head."
by Evil the Cat

"...Don't stare at his head, though, please...he's quite sensitive."
by Evil the Cat

"...You see, the huge head is a Canadian thing, and it's already hard enough to make it in this business."
by Evil the Cat

"How long does it take to wash that neck?"
by Moron

"...He doesn't need any extra attention drawn to his enourmous head."
by Evil the Cat

"...Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?"
by Evil the Cat

"...Well, Amadalakin's is closer to 40 pounds."
by Evil the Cat

"...Needless to say, that's a huge head."
by Evil the Cat

"...Not as big as Leia Organakin's, but still, bloody huge."
by Evil the Cat

OBI-WAN: So, Kamino not only has the most advanced cloning facilities in the galaxy, but also the largest Nair factory?
by Kateyvic

"...And that's saying a lot, since Leia Organakin's is the size of a small Japanese car."
by Evil the Cat

"...Oh, and Hanakin's just gay."
by Evil the Cat

"...But don't say anything."
by Evil the Cat

"...He's got a thing for Liea Organakin's huge noggin."
by Evil the Cat

"...He's kind of in the closet, I think."
by Evil the Cat

"...So ya, table for 2, no talk of huge heads or sexual ambiguity."
by Evil the Cat

"...Thanks."
by Evil the Cat

Wow. You're hot.
by Liz

Chili....yes u do look chili.....no no no i want a bowl of chili.....o good idea lets go to wendy's let me get my coat
by the man with no name

Wow you are so hot.
by Max

Obi-Wan crosses his arms to avoid any pull my finger jokes
by Max

Master Jedi, may I say. If the Jedi order can afford starfighters, why can't they give you Jedis with better rain gear.
by mljedi

TFN's initial foray into hardcore pornography was not well received from conservatives and porn users alike.
by Ben S. Gaulk

All Obi wanted Taun We to do was go out in the rain. Mmmm. White shirt.
by Max

Suddenly he remembered her nude spread on page 69.
by Max

Obi-wan feared that this was a death match between him and a frighteningly ethereal alien woman when he saw the Quake III logo on the door behind him.
by Ben S. Gaulk

"You've lost that lovin' feeling..."
by Ben S. Gaulk

"Hubba, hubba...uh, I hope you realize Master Obi-Wan, that once you visit Kamino, it is a requirement for us to clone you." "I don't understand, you already have a host." "Just trust me sweetie."
by obijinn1138

"Ya, about all the head nonsense before, I'm sorry, I'm sure you're very sensitive, what with your tiny noodle ya got there..."
by Evil the Cat

Obi is mesmorized by his own reflection in the door...not noticing Yarel Poof's 3rd cousin once removed staring at him...
by Mrs. Kenobi

A grand army of clones. That's great, now how about cloning me a towel?
by Erich Thalheimer

Geeze Jabba, that diet must have been murder...
by Kevin Komhyr

And placing third in the 3-legged-race, Obi Wan Kenobi and a stalk of corn.
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "This is, by far, the best funhouse mirror I have ever laid eyes on."
by Evil the Cat

(Taun We) "This is, by far, the best funhouse mirror I have ever laid eyes on."
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "Sit on my FAAAACE, And tell me that you love meeee!!!"
by Evil the Cat

(OWK) "You're wearing THAT?!?! Honey, this is Mr. Sanderson we're seeing tonight!! My Boss's biggest client!! He holds my entire career in his hands!! WEAR THE FRIGGIN' BLACK DRESS!!!"
by Evil the Cat and his many submissions

(OWK) "You know, I appreciate your staging this protest and all, but couldn't you have picked a nicer day? It's hard to burn an American flag when it's pouring rain."
by Evil the Cat and his many submissions

(OWK) "Sorry I'm late, but the Glaxy has the wort traffic right now...I had to go through 6 different systems just to avoid protests against the war in Iraq."
by Evil the Cat and his many submissions

Nice neck!
by Donnie

All you need is love!
by jedi Samantha

BEN: Ohhhh, I want some of that!
by Donnie

I'm here to shut you down. We have enough Saddam clones!
by Sapo

I repeat ... I did not pee in your pool!
by Ttohks Reewahg

Hello, can you tell me where I can find George Lucas? Hello? You gonna answer me? God! I have got to stop talking to CGI!
by Donnie


by

Long Neck Guy: No no! We dont have weapons of mass destruction. We only have clones designed to kill...or...eh...we actually sell flood insurance, yes, thats the one.
by Ash of By

Obi-"Are you at that point when you just cant get it up anymore? It really sucks".
by Donnie Darko

Take me to your barber.
by Michael Phelps

"my what a long neck you have" "the better to look down your shirt with my dear..."
by edwardo

"You don't want to do an anal probe."
by dpip69@attbi.com

goodman
by Ian

" We have been expecting you." " I know I am sorry Im late mom, but I promise I have a good excuse this time." " Oh no! Don't tell me, I can already guess. Did your master die again?"
by THeMPIRE

Stop looking at me swan!!!
by Lord_Sleek

Its raining so hard. Frodo must have destroye dthe one rings. Now Jesus will be born unto the the virgin Shmi on the planet Gondor, and the king will rise to conquer the people of Israel.
by THeMPIRE

why is he looking at me like that? what has ankin done this time?
by josh`

why is he looking at me like that? what has anakin done this time?
by josh`

Yareal Poof! The Council thought you were dead!
by Christopher Hunt

"Now, you're sure you're not Yarael Poof? Because I could have sworn that you look just like him..."
by Darth Finklebert

I'm expected? In a Spielberg movie?
by Adam Soviak

"You would need an umbella with this nice mullet too!"Taun" I thought it was Moulin Rouge?!" OBI" Oh,...Yes"
by darth halen

Obi: Not to be rude, but has anyone ever told you you look like a giant Q-tip?
by Laura the infamous B

"I'll work for food"
by RogerRoger

Sorry to bother you, but I thought perhaps you could help me with my earwax problem
by Swingin' Vader

"I bet that long neck comes in handy for hard to reach areas"
by Darth Erik

Why the hell is the landing pad outside if you know it's always raining?
by Vader

Is your neck really that long or are you just happy to see me?
by Z-3PO

Obi: Hey, you look just like my electric toothbrush!
by Laura the infamous B

"Did you remember to get bread and milk?" "Oh s---!"
by Booger

TAUN: "After all these years we were beginning to think you weren't coming..." OBI: "No, I came alright..." (yes, another dirty Taun We Is Hot joke! :P )
by Riku


by "hi" did you come from the land of

OBI: "See that spaceship? A real Jedi Starfigher... up to 700mph in athmosphere and over .5 past lightspeed... and it has a comfortable backseat. Wanna go for a ride?" *wink wink*
by Riku

Just Obi's luck. He had reserved a two-week holiday from the Paradise Planet, and just when he gets there, the once-in-a-millenium monsoons start...
by Riku

"We are the Kaminoans who say......... NI!"
by Riku

"hi" where did you com from dinasaur land??
by darthy

I am not going to my room! I'm a big Jedi now!
by Kristen

that neck is fascinating...
by thrawn's lackey

"Have you ever noticed how those doors sort of resemble the quake logo?"
by stupendo44

"mole!!!"
by legolas'girl

"mole!moleymoleymoleymoley
by legolas'girl

don't say 'mole'......
by legolas'girl

....MOLE!!!!
by legolas'girl

Welcome to CloneMart.
by TheDarknessX

"When I look into your eyes I know that its true... The cloners must've spent a little more time on you..." (I know, N*SYNC and Star Wars don't mix, you can Force-choke me later)
by Kenya Starflight

Is that your neck, or are you happy to see me?
by Rob S.

You cannot defeat a Jedi Knight in a staring contest!
by RPM

Taun We + Obi Wan = Tauntaun?
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

One Latte to go and make it snappy!
by Kaui-gone-Jim

"So, do you think he's waiting until he has enough funny submissions to update?" "I doubt that's the case; I sent in at least 30, every one of them golden." "Really?" "No."
by Harrison Maddox Harrison

Jeez, bad owld weather out there ain't it!
by Phil Cullen

You want me to take the trash out!?!?! Its raining Banthas and Gundarks out there.
by Lord Stimpy

What? u think your some kind of jedi waving your neck around like that?
by the hero

"I want to suck your blood...."
by theloki42

any chance you could clone an umbrella?
by Andrew Wright

"Hello, I'm from the Church of Latter Day Jedis, and I'd like to talk to you about your religion."
by Fluke Starbucker

I like to eat lettuce
by Russ Larrabee

Obi is scaried of the WNBA playier
by Ramman

Is that a kneck on your sholders or are you just happy to see me??
by Jason

Is not my Head Phallic enough for you Master Kenobi?
by Umbru

Obi Wan: jeez , knowing that it ALWAYS rains here has anyone got the idea to build a covered walkway ??
by Lord Marzuki

"I'll bet you hate getting a sore throat, eh?"
by Jedi Fredi

Obi: "Whew... I just flew in from Coruscant and BOY are my arms tired!"
by New Age Raven

hey look I made a life size Obi Wan Kenobi out of sticky back plastic
by Jedi gal

"I only want you, Lama Su." "I'm Taun We." "Enh... doesn't really matter." "It most certainly does." "It does?" "Yes." "Oh." "You're the one for me, Taun We." "You mean that?" "No." "Well, shoot."
by Furd Turgeson

Sorry ET, didn't mean to scare you...
by Aaron

"Ein Bier bitte."
by nutegunray13

Aren't you a little short for a Jedi?
by Ragheed Al-midani

Dude, Where's my Car?
by Ronald Spitzer

Really, you're lovely and everything, but you're not as short as the last courtesan I fell in love with...I don't think the musical sequences will work for a sequel...
by Daga Syndo


by Wedge

Dang, do you believe my hair got this wet just walking from the ship? I was even wearing a hood!
by Mawhonic

Lama su: You were great in Mulan Rouge!
by Wedge

Is that a viagra caught in your throat, or are you just happy to see me?
by Tiny

Yech! You guys ever think about investing in a carport?
by Yodalicious

I don't care WHO his father is, you tell that little Boba punk to get DOWN here and bring his water balloons with him!
by Yodalicious

What, no valet parking??
by Yodalicious

Aren't you a little short for a Jedi Master?
by SWTony

Obi Wan-dude!!! like tfn never! updates on time
by starwars masta


by

So this is Camino, eh? A nice enough name, but my Jedi prescience tell me that a long time in the future, in a galaxy far, far away, Americans will name a hybrid car-truck vehicle after it.
by Cleeve

Obi-Wan hated the zoo. He could never tell which side of the glass he was on...
by Kobayashi Maru

Think it's gonna rain...?
by Jarrod Panzer

Now, young man, you promise to have my little Julie We back by ten o'clock, yes?
by Soulplex

Obi-Wan: I realize that you've been "sticking your neck out" for us, but I'd still... oops... maybe I should rephrase that.
by Allen (croww88@yahoo.com)

Obi-Wan: Listen, I'm cold, wet and thirsty! Do you think you could CLONE me a cup of coffee or something?!!
by Allen (croww88@yahoo.com)

Humans have the propensity to state obvious facts, such as "you are very tall" or "so this is it, we're going to die."
by Berzerker_prime

Yes, I am a plumber, and you definately have a clog
by Scott

Obi-Wan: Could you tell little Boba that I'll send him a Darth Vader action figure for Christmas?
by Allen (croww88@yahoo.com)

So what if Yoda's cuter, I'm here now!!
by JediGavin

JJ Jinx
by I *did* wipe my feet.

Obi-Wan: Well it's HARD to look you in the eye! You're not even going to be CREATED until POST-PRODUCTION!
by Allen (croww88@yahoo.com)

Obi-Wan: If word gets out that Jango is hiding out here, you'd better expect a call from Bin Laden.
by Allen (croww88@yahoo.com)

Only in a SW fanatic's universe: A wet Jedi-robe modeling contest...
by Kalahari Karl

Hmmm... that's why there are no ceiling fans.
by LilSilverPhoenix

I have to ask this, Obi-Wan. Is Wedge Antilles your uncle?
by Jergo

Obi-wan: I am expected?
by Baggins

I have to ask this, Obi-Wan. Is Wedge Antilles your uncle?
by Jergo

Any chance of a dry-cleaner near here
by rebadams7

Gee, TF.N, thanks for fueling my bizzare and disturbing fetish.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Well of course I wiped my feet!
by DARTH SLAGARIUS

Shave and a haircut, sir? Two bits please...
by James F

It's the first time Obi-Wan's seen a hot chick, and all he can do is stare at her with that stupid look on his face.
by Sol Sixxa

Are you, sure it summer here!
by Elliot Bobin

Yo momma's so fat.....
by TheLegendaryChosenOne

do you mind sparing a quarter fo' a brotha'
by ally mc beal

O: Are you telling me there really IS life on Mars??
by guitar_chyck

Taun We: "Is it raining out there? Obi-Wan: "No. I'm just drenched by the morning sunshine."
by Terry Eubanks

"Britney, is that you?"
by Emher

Do you know what the weather will be like today?
by Mr_Sith

Is this the local Clone-e-mart??
by Mr_Sith

Is this the local Clone-e-mart??
by Mr_Sith

"Have you been toilet-diving again?"
by Lee Skinner

"You wouldn't happen to be related to the 'crazy long-neck dude' from the Jedi Council, would you?"
by Lee Skinner

Love at first sight.
by Lee Skinner

"You had me at 'hello'."
by Lee Skinner

I am sorry to tell you this, but you have throat cancer.
by Heine "HOT" Jensen

Pet my monkey?
by Squib

"I thought you said there was vale parking"
by Johnrus89

aren't you a little short for a jedi?
by haun solo

aren't you a little short for a jedi?
by haun solo

Obi wan: It?s a little bit funny, this feeling inside....
by Edward

Obi wan: I'm not one of those who can easily hide
by Edward 2

Obi Wan: I don't have much money but boy if I did
by Edward

Obi Wan: I'd buy a big house where we both could live
by Edward 4

Obi Wan: If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
by Edward 5

Obi Wan: Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
by Edward 6

Obi Wan: I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
by Edward 6

Obi Wan: My gift is my song and this one's for you
by Edward 7

Obi Wan: And you can tell everybody this is your song
by Edward 8

Obi Wan: It may be quite simple but now that it's done
by Edward 9

Obi Wan: I hope you don't mind hope you don't mind that I put down in words
by Edward 11

Obi Wan: How wonderful life is while you're in the world...
by Edward 12

Obi Wan: Hey did you notice? In some point Edward lose control of his numbers!
by Edward 13

Obi Wan: I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
by Edward 16?

Obi Wan: It's for people like you that keep it turned on...So excuse me forgetting but these things I do, You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
by Edward 17

Obi Wan: Anyway the thing is what I really mean
by Edward 18 (anyone tired?)

Obi Wan: Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen...
by Edward 19 (this is the importan part)

Do you want to see my long-neck bottle opener?
by hsolo30k

Obi Wan: (wow! She?s bigger than Nicole Kidman)
by Edward 20

Obi Wan: I can sing the entire soundtrack of Moline Rouge, unless somebody put one of Edward?s submission in this week captioning!
by Edward 21

I don't know whether to talk to you or strike you like a match...
by Adam

"Yeah, listen... How much would it cost me to get Obi-Two? I need a cheap sit-in for Yoda's damn temple sing-alongs."
by Stema Besas

...And so I walk through these big glass doors and, WOAH!!!!!! That's one huuuuge alien.
by unleashed

However Ewen was kicked off The Bachelorette when it was found he'd starred in a low budget fetish film, "Vampire's Paradise".
by Obi No

Master Jedi... is that your starfighter out there? You left your lights on.
by Dan Brown

Hi, my ship just broke down and....AAAAAGGGHHH!!! Holy Crap, it must suck to find turtle necks in your size.
by Rye

Look at me when I am talking to you human
by Steven Wheeler

"Go go gadget neck!"
by Darth Humor

Taun We: "I'll be riiiiight heeeeere."
by Darth Humor

"Hey, I read in National Geographic that if you removed the brass bands, your neck would crumble and you'd die. How'd you do that??"
by Mike Simons

Taun We: "Ok, no-neck, you're coming with us."
by Darth Humor

"So wait.. you're the *hottie* everyone's been talkin about???" - Ewan McGregor
by *waves hand* you will post my caption

Obi Wan: "Are YOU the blue fairy?"
by Darth Humor

Obi-Wan: Yes, yes thank you. Is there some place I can go for a drink? Taun We: Possibly
by

Obi-Wan: Yes, yes thank you. Is there some place I can go for a drink? Taun We: Possibly
by AdaraEyre

DELETED SCENE: Love dialogue between Taun We and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Later edited because of its lack of redundance.
by *waves hand* you will post my caption

Ewan McGreggor: "Callista Flockheart, you're looking good as usual. Love what you did with your hair, but you might want to eat once in a while."
by Darth Humor

Photographic proof that aliens really do pick up crazy ol bums off the street.
by Darth Humor

Ewan McGreggor: So, umm maybe after the shoot do you think I could buy you a drink?
by Felicia Concort

Taun We was going through those akward teenage years when nothing seems to grow at the same rate.
by Darth Humor

You're apparently VERY happy to see me.....
by srp

You know what say about guys with long necks....
by Darth Humor

Obi Wan: "No, really, they updated the humor section again." Taun we: "Whooooooooa!"
by Darth Humor

Obi Wan: "I've travelled a looong, looong way to see you." Taun We: "Oh shut up."
by Darth Humor

Taun We was a noble one, always sticking her neck out for people.
by Darth Humor

I Just Moved In Next Door. Can I Borrow Some Sugar?
by Anthony Harding

Taun We: "I think that Dooku guy is up to something." Obi wan: "Thanks for the heads up."
by Darth Humor

Taun We: "Aren't you a little short for a sentient life form?"
by Darth Humor

Once she was a little blue ball of clay... TAUN WE!!
by Darth Humor

O: "so, ya wanna neck?"
by novi-wan kenobi

"Do you have a rain check?"
by Korora Penguin

security stops Obi-wan looking for some missing clones that Obi might have inside his cloak.
by novi-wan kenobi

"Oh dear, your neck appears to be jammed. Please allow us to pull it out again for you."
by Darth Humor

Obi Wan: "Ok, Darth Humor, that's enough!" Taun We: "Agreed. I've had it up to HERE with your lame jokes."
by Darth Humor

Obi-Wan: Will I ever see you again? Taun We: What does your heart tell you? Obi-Wan: That we'll all meet again in Episode lll: The Search For More Money
by KRRouse

So, I turn left at Naboo...go straight for a couple parsecs...
by Geoff Krickhan

George Lucas's Cassablanca rip-off wasn't as big a success as we'd all hoped
by Gollum Binks

you're like so tall!
by dan the man

Although Obi-wan had been to countless planets and seen and got used to 100's of different species, bald chicks still freaked him out.
by Paul Fallon

"The Prime Minister is expecting you." "I'm expected?" "Of cource, don't you remember when you promised to do all his paperwork?"
by Clony

"Ten years ago, I promished to clean up the what?"
by Clony

So you mom was a giraffe and your dad was a dolphin.
by Leo

Taun We discovered she'd been on her diet to long, as soon as she meet Obi-Wan.
by Clony

The year Obi-Wan forgot to wear pants to Lama Su's birthday party.
by Bob

GFo go gadget Neck!
by Aadon

Go go gadget neck!
by Aadon

Taun We: "What? What? Is something in my teeth?"
by Darth Humor

Obi-Wan: "It's not you, it's what's behind you!"
by Karl Smith

What neck of the woods am I in ? Oh, did I say neck?
by Luke (that really is my name)

So....how's the weather up there?
by Ken Vega

"Ok George.... so this thing is a cross between a Giraff and a what ? "
by Sykeh

Obi-Wan says, "The Republic has been putting its neck on the line to preserve intergalactic peace."
by Tristan Aird

"No, I'm not Richard Dreyfuss."
by Jack Pence

"So what you are saying is you were hit on the jaw and your head popped up?"
by Jeremy Goss

So.... how about this weather we've been having?
by Aaron

Had Kevin Smith shot this scene, the camera would have stayed here the entire time, and then a fat dude and a rhythmless skinny guy would no doubt start dancing.
by Mark Rosenthal

"I'm looking for the keys to the Men's Room."
by Jay Ross

You got a nice neck there! May I stroke it?
by martyn

"Funny...I thought we didn't use tennis balls on sticks."
by Dav Corwenna

richard dreyfuss couldn't make it
by Nate Street

wow dude get some sun !!!!
by rich j

I am not going to put all those clones on my little tiny starship!
by James McDevitt

So I am standing here thinking, ?gHow do I make a caption that doesn't have something to say about that heinous neck.?h
by zzzz

So Obi-one is standing there thinking, ?gHow do I have a conversation that doesn't have something to say about that heinous neck.?h
by zzzz

um, nice neck.
by joshua vance

No covered parking garage?
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Obi: "Man, you look like a huge walking Q-Tip."
by Jedi Duritz

Think of it this way: taking her elongated limbs into account, her skin-to-clothing ratio is close to naked!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Damn, she's hotter than Celine Dion!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

With the nation split apart, a world in turmoil, and hundreds of people dying, it's nice to know that we haven't lost perspective over what's important. Then again, she is pretty hot.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

With a little work, you too can have a neck like mine!
by Brian Gerken

You may soak me, but my laundromat will grow more powerful than you could ever imagine.
by Obi-Fan Kenobi

Moments later Obi-Wan opened his cape and showed the Kaminoan his "lightsaber"
by Rappertunie

Yes, of course I am CG, Master Kenobi. Obviously, if I were real, my neck would snap under the weight of my own head. Such odd questions you ask, Master Jedi.
by DarthAndy1138

I'm afraid you can't see Lama Su right now. He
by

I'm sure you'll like the new version 4.0. We
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Morla, how do I stop the Nothing from eating Fantasia?
by Bantha Master

Somehow I have a craving for turtle soup.
by Bantha Master

Hey cutie, you up for a couple of longnecks at the bar??
by Bantha Master

Do you ever stick your head in the sand?
by Bantha Master

(I wonder if I tilt her head back if candy will come out)
by Bantha Master

"I'm wet!" - If you think Taun We said it - you have adirty mind.
by Bantha Master

(no tall jokes-no tall jokes-no tall jokes) Hello your Highness WaHahahaha! Sorry - Are my clones ready?
by Bantha Master

For regular readers of TFN - Pull my head.
by Bantha Master

"Pardon me! Would you happen to have some Grey Poupon
by Shaun Morales

After replacing all our clones with crappy CGI, we've managed to make their acting almost as bad as yours. But it'll cost you something extra. Ten thousand, all in advance . . .
by Chadra-fan

With a throat like that I thought you'd swallow!!
by Bones_665

Excuse me - After 5 failed projects named A,B,C,and D, we have partly succeeded in cloning Wookies but at half size. We are calling them E-wooks.
by Bantha Master

post that last one - it was good
by Bantha Master

Hey!! I've been waiting in the rain for DAYS!! HAs it been updated yet??!?"
by Evil the Cat

Could you create a mindless clone of my padawan that I could use to slap around?
by Scruffy

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!
by Jet Vega

Of course not! They could be carried!
by Jet Vega

Tan-we? Tan-we is like oxygen. Tan-we is a many-splendored thing, Tan-we lifts us up where we belong, all you need is Tan-we!
by Christian Wan Kenobi

Oh, and by the way, all you Tan-we lovers are kind of sick.
by Christian Wan Kenobi

Its a question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird is not going to be carrying a one pound coconut!
by Jet Vega

Why all this talk of coconuts? I don't know, Taun's head just bears this stunning resemblance...
by Jet Vega

*apolagises four previus misspeling of Taun-We.
by Christian Wan Kenobi

You guys want some cookies?
by CoruscaFire

What Taun We doesn't know.. is that under the robe.. Obi-Wan wears no pants.
by http://mike.now.nu

This caption will defiently NOT be posted.. seriously.. I'd bet my first born kid! No seriously.. I can still hear you laughing..
by http://mike.now.nu

Obi-Wan: "I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone... yet I find you strangely attractive."
by CoruscaFire

Taun We: "Of course you do. Jedi Masters are always attracted to hidden planets and clones. And I have both. And you know it."
by CoruscaFire

Obi: "Dude, where's my ship?" Lama Su: "Where's your ship dude?" and so on and so on...
by The Burger Viceroy

"Would you like to see my side business?"
by Mr. Jedi

Excuse me my ship has a flat could I use your long range comunicator?
by Darth Neo

$50.00 per night? Forget it I'll check the place down the street
by Darth Neo

Obi: My that's a long . . . neck.
by MoonGoat